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This diet will have you sorted in no time. Breakfast: Cocaine Morning Tea: Bacon and egg roll, with a big serving of chips Snack: Big block of chocolate. More cocaine Lunch: Buffet at the local RSL. 6 beers and a double vodka chaser Afternoon Tea: Sneaky hamburger with the lot and side of chips. Mor...

do they serve food at this venue?

I hate steamers. Not enuff flavor and way too healthy. I much rather deep fried oily shit! Mmmmm, deep fried.

Gentlemen,

Chill out. Go eat some ice cream.

moya wrote:Does anyone go a little wider than their normal width

Are you making fun of me, Bitch?

Eat food. Lots of food.


AND then ask for forgiveness!

The fin doesn't look straight in the 3rd shot either. Might just b the angle the photo was taken, but it still looks like a crap board.

Love the "hands up in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care" cuttie. I really shouldn't give free advice, but you seem like an alright bloke.... ....try dropping your leading arm, open your shoulders up, and point to a place on the face where you want to pivot your turn from. Trust me it wil...

Stakeout the promenade at Bondi or Manly.... wait for some wanker in an X5 to park and wander off to get a latte while leaving his board strapped to the roof. Have a sharp pocket knife handy, cut the straps and in less than 30 seconds you've got a new stick. Mind you, it'll probably be a mal, but y...

Are you serious? You're a f.ucking soft c0ck!!!! Get over it and go surfing.

Stakeout the promenade at Bondi or Manly.... wait for some wanker in an X5 to park and wander off to get a latte while leaving his board strapped to the roof. Have a sharp pocket knife handy, cut the straps and in less than 30 seconds you've got a new stick. Mind you, it'll probably be a mal, but yo...

only funny the first 5 times

i wouldn't call it a motorbike, though. It's not a motorbike until it's got 2000Watts of thumping stereo, a NOS kit, a massive tacho that redlines at 16,000 RPM and other assorted gauges, and not to forget the airhorns. A real chick magnet :lol: :lol: http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/seesalt/T...

This thread is the shittest I've seen in a long time.

Big Baz Master wrote:good wave.....but im not to sure about that insane comment ill have to say......again a stupid peice of input

SUCK ME

Mrs Kreepy wrote:^^ you're pretty spunky aswell i'd imagine.



i like a successful gaol oriented man.

smnmntl do you know a guy that goes by the name of "blakey? I was hanging with him one night in the cross, says he surfs tama whenever it works and sometimes the southy, bronte or even wedding cake is. Big fella. i picked up some bird after he got a few little ones & he ate them all at once. he com...

Had an extremely scary wooden boat situation in Sumbawa this year too. But that's another story I wont bore you with. Please bore us with it salty. Biggest wave I've ridden well: 4ft. Biggest wave I've ridden: 5ft. Biggest wave that's ridden me: 8ft. I'm with salty on the deep channel thing. I'm co...