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by Gluttony
Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nutrition Basics
Replies: 84
Views: 7565

This diet will have you sorted in no time. Breakfast: Cocaine Morning Tea: Bacon and egg roll, with a big serving of chips Snack: Big block of chocolate. More cocaine Lunch: Buffet at the local RSL. 6 beers and a double vodka chaser Afternoon Tea: Sneaky hamburger with the lot and side of chips. Mor...
by Gluttony
Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:53 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: And where will YOU be on Friday afternoon!!??
Replies: 156
Views: 14918

do they serve food at this venue?
by Gluttony
Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sunday Session - late arvo pics
Replies: 13
Views: 2054

I hate steamers. Not enuff flavor and way too healthy. I much rather deep fried oily shit! Mmmmm, deep fried.
by Gluttony
Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: some guy died in balgowlah
Replies: 26
Views: 2401

Gentlemen,

Chill out. Go eat some ice cream.
by Gluttony
Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:49 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: DHD dragonflyers
Replies: 2
Views: 819

Re: DHD dragonflyers

moya wrote:Does anyone go a little wider than their normal width
Are you making fun of me, Bitch?
by Gluttony
Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: what do i do?
Replies: 20
Views: 2406

Eat food. Lots of food.


AND then ask for forgiveness!
by Gluttony
Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:20 pm
Forum: Environment & special events
Topic: Genetics is about to get personal...
Replies: 89
Views: 28453

Re: Genetics is about to get personal...

Chamberess wrote:It's like someone putting your panties in the paper for the whole world to see.
I've heard from reliable sources about your arse, that there's no way your panties could be squeezed across two pages of the Australian.
:mrgreen:
by Gluttony
Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:53 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Modern Single Fin - for sale
Replies: 19
Views: 2789

The fin doesn't look straight in the 3rd shot either. Might just b the angle the photo was taken, but it still looks like a crap board.
by Gluttony
Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:26 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Empty peelers down south....Tues pic's
Replies: 25
Views: 3305

Love the "hands up in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care" cuttie. I really shouldn't give free advice, but you seem like an alright bloke.... ....try dropping your leading arm, open your shoulders up, and point to a place on the face where you want to pivot your turn from. Trust me it wil...
by Gluttony
Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:33 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Where's best place to look for board in Sydney?
Replies: 19
Views: 2676

Stakeout the promenade at Bondi or Manly.... wait for some wanker in an X5 to park and wander off to get a latte while leaving his board strapped to the roof. Have a sharp pocket knife handy, cut the straps and in less than 30 seconds you've got a new stick. Mind you, it'll probably be a mal, but y...
by Gluttony
Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: crowdy head and sharks etc?
Replies: 33
Views: 6271

Are you serious? You're a f.ucking soft c0ck!!!! Get over it and go surfing.
by Gluttony
Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:55 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Where's best place to look for board in Sydney?
Replies: 19
Views: 2676

Stakeout the promenade at Bondi or Manly.... wait for some wanker in an X5 to park and wander off to get a latte while leaving his board strapped to the roof. Have a sharp pocket knife handy, cut the straps and in less than 30 seconds you've got a new stick. Mind you, it'll probably be a mal, but yo...
by Gluttony
Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:53 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Video of me surfing NN. Its called I Hate You.
Replies: 181
Views: 19240

only funny the first 5 times
by Gluttony
Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:23 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lets sort this out
Replies: 49
Views: 5998

i wouldn't call it a motorbike, though. It's not a motorbike until it's got 2000Watts of thumping stereo, a NOS kit, a massive tacho that redlines at 16,000 RPM and other assorted gauges, and not to forget the airhorns. A real chick magnet :lol: :lol: http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/seesalt/T...
by Gluttony
Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:04 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: DY Point Arvo 6/7/07
Replies: 57
Views: 6630

This thread is the shittest I've seen in a long time.
by Gluttony
Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:17 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sydney Reef 070707 [pics]
Replies: 20
Views: 2942

Big Baz Master wrote:good wave.....but im not to sure about that insane comment ill have to say......again a stupid peice of input
SUCK ME
by Gluttony
Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:04 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lets sort this out
Replies: 49
Views: 5998

Mrs Kreepy wrote:^^ you're pretty spunky aswell i'd imagine.



i like a successful gaol oriented man.
:wink:
by Gluttony
Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lets sort this out
Replies: 49
Views: 5998

smnmntl do you know a guy that goes by the name of "blakey? I was hanging with him one night in the cross, says he surfs tama whenever it works and sometimes the southy, bronte or even wedding cake is. Big fella. i picked up some bird after he got a few little ones & he ate them all at once. he com...