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this is the sort of rest of my previous post which was apparently 'edited' by our genius moderator. Hence the apparently strange linking of poorly formulated ideas.... its true! I hope this makes it in the defense of freedom of speech! KK: ho.....hum. did you bother to read my previous posts before ...

Butts can you please put it back up so I can compare it with reality and laugh in that confident way that only 'guys that know' can..
Thereby possibly setting a record as the first person on realsurf to go from newbie to grommet within a single thread.
Come on. Just try and stop me.

creased wrote:

lateralus wrote:
What I dont understand is how someone could figure out my av. is a nipple. It went all weird when I tried to make the picture small enough to use it.
But it looks better that way.

RESPECT DA NIPPLE!

I picked DA NIPPLE what do I win

how do I put a picture on here?

, but the new Friday night idea that's been floated looks a winner). On a second note I hope none of fruitcakes on here want to fight me or something ridiculous like that hey. I'm very intimidating in Real-life so I've been told countless times ...... have extreme left wing views socially but belie...

Correct.
I do not pretend to understand what is going on here. But whatever it is, it causes nausea.
But as my teachers through life have learnt the hard way......please dont ever tell me to shut up

Oh dear 'special' k. My outing of your chromosomal defects appears to have fired you up...you cast aspersions about my nether regions and then follow it up with allegations I was abused as a child! ( I think in the well known playground rule book this is known as the 'I know you are but what am I' d...

cheers pendejo :lol: Lateranus --- you insincere complete and utter fcukwit using the lame expression "cheers" signifying a weak cowardly character as it completely goes against the pathetic attempt (ie "pendejo") at some sort of cool use of a mexican/spanish slang for as.shole. Next time step up j...

cheers pendejo!

but why don't any of you know how to spell swear words?

Thats it Tool get your stuff and go. Leave Mat Branson out of this! :lol: Oh dear I have dreaded this day for SUCH a long time.....I knew I should have stuck with the little man approach. Well then......you won't be hearing from me again for a long long time.....long time....... PS I wasn't insulti...

Yeah to survive and maintain a fragile sense of self here you have to do it like me....dont post often, dont draw attention to yourself. Get the count up before anyone notices
Its a jungle out there.....

P.S you are all ghey!!!

6'4 Simon Anderson. Got this after I snapped my 6'3 Chili last year (that was a magic board I miss it so much.....still can't bear to throw the pieces out..). Dunno about the Simon I keep falling off....maybe I'm just gettin old. 6'6 MR twin. For 2ft and under. A work of art. 7' DHD gun. Used to onl...

I find it has a lot more speed on smaller and fuller waves too than my other boards. I also find this funny thing where if you go straight it's easy to lose balance, I need to keep the thing turning from rail to rail to keep it under control. I'm not sure, but I think it likes to have a rail buried...

I like ASL its funny appeals to my inner adolescent. And the poster girls are tops I like to put them on the wall at home so my wife can rip them down. Used to enjoy tracks until you guys exposed it as a sinister front for gangster localism. And I saw one too many shots of tow ins to waves that are ...

I like to get loaded and watch the crime and investigation network on foxtel.
or watch blackwater for the 500th time.

I run like a maniac to the waters edge to warm up my feet. Thats the worst part of the early for me, that and running back up the beach after the surf. A couple of years ago I bought some booties for rock jumps up north in winter. Now I always wear 'em for the early surf. Cold sand. Warm feet. No w...