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by fred nerk
Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:21 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: KOOKS !!!!
Replies: 116
Views: 28596

the carload of boogers who never stray more than 10 feet from each other like a pack of whimpering meerkats? A few months ago I went for a surf at DY pt and there was a group of boogers just hogging every single wave making one turn and then pulling off. At no point did they give anyone else a look...
by fred nerk
Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:08 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: KOOKS !!!!
Replies: 116
Views: 28596

I have found that being a late starter with surfing (29) that young punks think that they can drop in and snake me at leisure. In order to get a few waves I have to start surfing a bit more aggressively and assert myself as a 6ft 95kg 34yr old kook. I never drop in, ditch my board or hassle people. ...
by fred nerk
Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:02 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Help with Dream OZ 3 board quiver for a Pom!
Replies: 14
Views: 4852

you need to give us some idea of your size and ability. I'f I was going to buy 3 boards without a normal short board I'd buy a fish (I dont own one so I've no idea what to recommend) for small days, I'd throw the rest at a mini-mal like 7'4" all round weekend wavecatcher and get a monster 9'6" old f...
by fred nerk
Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: I wonder if this bloke ran to the coppers???.
Replies: 164
Views: 35896

Rod Lea told a genetics conference in Australia that Maori men were twice as likely as European men to carry monoamine oxidase, describing it as a "striking over-representation" of what has been described as the warrior gene. http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=1155382006 Just to verify there is...
by fred nerk
Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: I wonder if this bloke ran to the coppers???.
Replies: 164
Views: 35896

I know a guy who has never lost a fight. When he was in Long Bay he said the most dangerous ones we're westies who had been beaten by their dad's since they were kids, not great fighters but would keep getting up for more punishment. In our society 'fitness' ala darwinian theory is not determined by...
by fred nerk
Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:42 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kookocracy
Replies: 104
Views: 50901

I remember when snowboarding first started to take off all of a sudden the mountains were infested with big groups of Kooky snowboarders who had no idea about mountain etiquette and had even less interest in finding out. They would sit it large numbers in stupid spots watching their mates go off a 1...
by fred nerk
Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:35 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth Narra Thug faces court.
Replies: 119
Views: 35064

I thanked him for the tea and went home with a big smile on my face content with the fact that im sitting in the right corner..

Yeah right, my grandfather won a DSC in WW2 and he never told anyone that they owed him anything. These fucking parasites need a reality check.
by fred nerk
Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth Narra Thug faces court.
Replies: 119
Views: 35064

Who's to say he's going to get a custodial sentence anyway?, my mate did six months weekend detention for growing hydro, renee rivkin did the same for insider trading. As far as I am concerned he should be banned from the beach for a few years and put on a good behaviour bond for the next twenty. If...