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by offshore1
Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:32 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 1577
Views: 183753

Re: Midlengths

^^^very nice. Guarantee the torq isn't that sexy.
by offshore1
Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:00 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4814
Views: 370937

Re: Just general surfing stuff

...and in the right light, skip.
by offshore1
Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4814
Views: 370937

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Whenever it's big and gnarly, i.e. hurricane surf, nor'easters, etc, 99% male surfers out in it in NC. Warm small glassy days, heaps of girls, and far too many have little idea of basic surf etiquette. Dropping in and ditching boards are two very common occurrences. I have to come here to Realsurf t...
by offshore1
Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4814
Views: 370937

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Carroll will resort to any excuse for paddling behind chicks and perving on their taunt glistening buttocks.

Girl surfer: "What are you doing sir?"

Nick Carroll [impossible to miss in his fluorescent pink costume]: " Research, dear, research. "
by offshore1
Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:13 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19127
Views: 1724930

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Godsavethequeen is to Steve Shearer as Cranked is to Nick Carroll.

Hatchnam is to Beanpole as Daryl is to Petulance.

Quite symmetrical really.
by offshore1
Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:56 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: American Board Mule
Replies: 24
Views: 2177

Re: American Board Mule

So Nick's paddling it up?
by offshore1
Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:05 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Norfolk Island
Replies: 43
Views: 5148

Re: Norfolk Island

Pretty sure legion is KGB.
by offshore1
Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 317
Views: 15904

Re: Mentawai quiver.

Pics Stoive?
Peachy northern arses will not be tolerated however.
by offshore1
Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:29 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 317
Views: 15904

Re: Mentawai quiver.

saltman wrote:
Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:31 am
...
You might get put in the naughty corner with Cranky for looking at young women’s bums in the surf

Cranked has no problem with young women's bums.
by offshore1
Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:24 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 317
Views: 15904

Re: Mentawai quiver.

All good but the Canuckas story needs some kind of resolution. Kind of just hangs there, like a skimpy thong drying on a deck railing.
by offshore1
Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:16 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19127
Views: 1724930

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Martha Stewart swears by them.
by offshore1
Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:32 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19127
Views: 1724930

Re: Where did you surf today ?

That's the true test of a good spoon.
by offshore1
Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:58 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: American Board Mule
Replies: 24
Views: 2177

Re: American Board Mule

Tuesdays at around eight ish are usually pretty good.
by offshore1
Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 317
Views: 15904

Re: Mentawai quiver.

Simply not sure, forecasts keep changing. I've been through quite a few hurricanes. Made sense to name them after women.
Oops, did I say that?
by offshore1
Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:04 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 317
Views: 15904

Re: Mentawai quiver.

I just have one request.


I would like Crabmeat to pray for me.

Well, one more.

Sunstroke to raise my children.
by offshore1
Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 317
Views: 15904

Re: Mentawai quiver.

Loving cedric and albatross chiming in.
Won't be long till we'll be getting exciting new chutney recipes.
by offshore1
Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4814
Views: 370937

Re: Just general surfing stuff

alakaboo wrote:
Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:29 pm
How did the hog get that gig?
Hog is the name he gave his penis.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2081
Views: 336465

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

The Mighty Sunbird wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:29 am
Offy I recommend you crank up the skynyrd and start drinking heavily
Done and done.
And Florrie isn't due till Thursday.