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by offshore1
Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 2066
Views: 379583

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Doctor Sunbird, I'd like to see your credentials please.
by offshore1
Thu Sep 10, 2020 12:36 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 450
Views: 143862

Re: skateboarding ...

ok, crank's gotten over his hurt feelings, knowing that we still love him.
It's your turn now GStQ.
Tighten up your bushings and get the fcuk back in the game.
by offshore1
Thu Sep 10, 2020 12:25 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 2066
Views: 379583

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

BA wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:10 pm
Image
That design has been around for about 16 million years. Pretty fcuking effective.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:26 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Midlengths
Replies: 2282
Views: 507415

Re: Midlengths

Bet it catches waves like a demon.
by offshore1
Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 2066
Views: 379583

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Drailed wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 12:29 pm


With Shearers revelation that the nets were set yesterday do you think the shark could have potentially been trapped shore side of the net?
Appears Steve and Thud are correct. What common shark wisdom in that statement are they failing to see?
by offshore1
Wed Sep 09, 2020 8:00 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 2066
Views: 379583

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Very few sports have being eaten alive as a factor in participation.
Hey Cranked 👋
by offshore1
Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:33 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 450
Views: 143862

Re: skateboarding ...

And, lastly, just because godsavethequeen fancies his penis as some kind of traffic cone , shouldn't be cause for alarm, that's standard pommie overcompensation.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:30 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 450
Views: 143862

Re: skateboarding ...

And be careful skating. We don't mend like we used to.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:26 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 450
Views: 143862

Re: skateboarding ...

Well thanks, but that's small comfort.
Boo's lucky, he can go back to Oz, I'm stuck here in this American shit storm and you were one of a very few lifelines.
Take a break, think about it, remember that, as far as I know, there's no place like Realsurf. *




If you find a better one let us know.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 450
Views: 143862

Re: skateboarding ...

And watch Toast of London ya mingmong, that was a compliment.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:17 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 450
Views: 143862

Re: skateboarding ...

WJW
C'mon cranky, you're better than that. You stayed the course when those with more timid hearts jumped ship.
Go if you must, but you'll be missed, I assure you.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:09 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 450
Views: 143862

Re: skateboarding ...

Uh, Cranked, this is Croissy Fandango, can you hear me? *



*excerpt from young dammit101's guest appearance on Toast of London.
by offshore1
Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:58 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23217
Views: 3304606

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Half man. After the great white bite.
by offshore1
Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7070
Views: 1035611

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Cranked wrote:
Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:34 pm
Holy Shit Chopes!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CD90DHAloXs ... _copy_link
Hope they're sporting stout twine.
by offshore1
Tue Aug 11, 2020 2:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23217
Views: 3304606

Re: Where did you surf today ?

That is true.
by offshore1
Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23217
Views: 3304606

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Dunno why you boys are getting so excited, don't you know there was a Rumble at the Ranch.
by offshore1
Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23217
Views: 3304606

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Sounds like a classic case of rabies trev, better see a doctor quick smart.