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by offshore1
Sun Nov 18, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19394
Views: 1786092

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I realise that mm but desperate times ... Yeah I know. I remember being stuck in Pangandaran in Java in 1982 for days because my wife was really sick. I was getting really worried so went for a walk to get help. In my woeful Bahasa I managed to get the message across to someone and ended up with a ...
by offshore1
Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:21 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4973
Views: 392037

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Fcuk! I just got a crazy board shaped 9'8" x 20.5" x 3.5" Christenson off a Twig file, low entry to foiled vee bottom pintail quad. Chris lives the classic gypsy shaper's life, orders collect at various points on the globe, he comes into town and tunes in with the machine etc, finish shapes a pile ...
by offshore1
Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:57 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4973
Views: 392037

Re: Just general surfing stuff

buddy wrote:
Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:35 pm
Any particular wave in mind to surf it, Nick?
Show your answer in kilojoules.
by offshore1
Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:58 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4973
Views: 392037

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Fcuk! I just got a crazy board shaped 9'8" x 20.5" x 3.5" Christenson off a Twig file, low entry to foiled vee bottom pintail quad. Chris lives the classic gypsy shaper's life, orders collect at various points on the globe, he comes into town and tunes in with the machine etc, finish shapes a pile ...
by offshore1
Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19394
Views: 1786092

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I prefer cougars.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:51 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19394
Views: 1786092

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Crabmeat's been using double plugs for years now.
by offshore1
Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: SPRING
Replies: 18
Views: 1821

Re: SPRING

Deadset
by offshore1
Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:36 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4973
Views: 392037

Re: Just general surfing stuff

When were the storied cranky H days?
by offshore1
Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:12 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4973
Views: 392037

Re: Just general surfing stuff

steve shearer wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:03 pm
Are they the same waves that Cranked surfed for ten years and never had a memorable surf?
To be fair, cranked was strung out on smack, hardly in a position to form an accurate opinion.
by offshore1
Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19394
Views: 1786092

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Cranked wrote:
Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:25 pm
Loofy rules realsurf with an iron fist
If by realsurf you mean his penis.
by offshore1
Sat Nov 03, 2018 11:44 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19394
Views: 1786092

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I'd like to hear more about Narrabeen from a local's perspective.
by offshore1
Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:22 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4973
Views: 392037

Re: Just general surfing stuff

How about if it was a mermaid and you had an erection?
by offshore1
Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:31 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2096
Views: 344395

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

You do realise MM, if you got the wettie wrong way round, you'll be expected to surf at least one wave upside down.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:19 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2096
Views: 344395

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Right. I forgot it's Tard season.
by offshore1
Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2096
Views: 344395

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Legion wrote:
Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:00 pm
marauding mullet wrote:
Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:28 pm
It’s a chest zip
Well there's your problem
What do you prefer legion?
by offshore1
Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:35 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2096
Views: 344395

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Wore my Xcel 3-2 again today. Super comfortable.
by offshore1
Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:24 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4973
Views: 392037

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Thanks Tardg, I was afraid it made my bottom look big.
by offshore1
Tue Oct 30, 2018 11:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4973
Views: 392037

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Looking back in my files, i did manage to uncover a pertinent pic.
It's of me trying to comfort a young lass that I had dropped in on earlier in the day.











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