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by offshore1
Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 267
Views: 12367

Re: Mentawai quiver.

Simply not sure, forecasts keep changing. I've been through quite a few hurricanes. Made sense to name them after women.
Oops, did I say that?
by offshore1
Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:04 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 267
Views: 12367

Re: Mentawai quiver.

I just have one request.


I would like Crabmeat to pray for me.

Well, one more.

Sunstroke to raise my children.
by offshore1
Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mentawai quiver.
Replies: 267
Views: 12367

Re: Mentawai quiver.

Loving cedric and albatross chiming in.
Won't be long till we'll be getting exciting new chutney recipes.
by offshore1
Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4770
Views: 355981

Re: Just general surfing stuff

alakaboo wrote:
Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:29 pm
How did the hog get that gig?
Hog is the name he gave his penis.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2081
Views: 330662

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

The Mighty Sunbird wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:29 am
Offy I recommend you crank up the skynyrd and start drinking heavily
Done and done.
And Florrie isn't due till Thursday.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:33 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2081
Views: 330662

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

ajohnsen wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:24 am
offshore1 wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:44 am
You xxxnts give me comfort in my hour of need.
You cnuts give me digital herpes in my hour of need.
Your missus would have a plethora of botanical remedies on hand. Surely.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:19 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2081
Views: 330662

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

It's advice like that that puts everything in perspective.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2081
Views: 330662

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

You xxxnts give me comfort in my hour of need.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2081
Views: 330662

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Realsurf is like a human hurricane.
by offshore1
Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:21 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4770
Views: 355981

Re: Just general surfing stuff

A tomato rinsing factory you say?

Schments is booking a flight as we speak.
by offshore1
Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:55 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4770
Views: 355981

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Yeah, fcuk that shit.
by offshore1
Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1678955

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Fixed.

GSTQ
by offshore1
Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4770
Views: 355981

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Remember when you were a grommet learning to surf? Took dozens if not hundreds of sessions.
Seems to me that the price per wave in the pools would be a daunting obstacle for most kids.

And,

Where's the water for Occy"s ocean going to come from?
Looks pretty fcukn dry up there.
by offshore1
Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:33 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4770
Views: 355981

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I'm interested to know more about the indigenous surf culture of the place.
That's what's cool about Tahiti, Fiji, West Oz, Portugal, North Shore.
by offshore1
Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4770
Views: 355981

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Not at Trestles when the girls longboard comp is running.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4770
Views: 355981

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Women's longboard, Lake Erie.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:19 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 4770
Views: 355981

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I think we all agree, it's a godawful thing.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:53 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19006
Views: 1678955

Re: Where did you surf today ?

She dropped in, she should be dunked as many times as a bloke.