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by tootr
Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1555
Views: 122277

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Bloke: Hello, I'd like to make an insurance claim on my car.
Operator: Yes, sir, what happened?
Bloke: It got crushed by fifty pounds of dead whale falling from a great height.
Operator: Click.
by tootr
Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:53 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1555
Views: 122277

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Sunshine Coast buried whale drama hotting up. So called experts suggest it will decompose in short order. Nup. Whale buried Bar Beach June 2010 http://www.theherald.com.au/story/456026/dead-sperm-whale-buried-on-bar-beach/ Whale carcass Bar Beach exposed December 2016. http://www.abc.net.au/news/201...
by tootr
Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1555
Views: 122277

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

It's been written up on swillnut just now.
by tootr
Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1555
Views: 122277

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Apparently it's been buried - on the beach.
:-?
by tootr
Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:51 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Pro France 2017
Replies: 100
Views: 2596

Re: Quiksilver Pro France 2017

Remember a talk story piece where each star had to hold a can of red bull and a microphone in the one hand
by tootr
Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Pro France 2017
Replies: 100
Views: 2596

Re: Quiksilver Pro France 2017

Wavepool will get rid of these pesky variations.
by tootr
Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:58 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1555
Views: 122277

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Whale carcass buried at south Ballina causing some consternation.
by tootr
Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:30 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiver thread
Replies: 1150
Views: 92145

Re: Quiver thread

Saltman It's a smart board. Clean simple roundtail, slightly eggy planshape, plenty of foam in the mid section but foiled out and the rails are not too beefy. Deep single to double concave.
My first Outer and I doubt it will be my last.
by tootr
Wed Oct 04, 2017 11:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiver thread
Replies: 1150
Views: 92145

Re: Quiver thread

I've narrowed things down and simplified, given at 51 y/o the brain is writing cheques the body can't cash.

6.2 Campbell Octafish
6.6 Goddard quad
7.0 Outer Island quad
7.2 Campbell egg
9.2 Goddard modern log
10.1 La Maitre glider
by tootr
Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:08 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27520

Re: Kelly's wave.

Me too. He's spilt a few beans too.
At 15 waves per hour the economics (for a commercial venture) won't stack up.
by tootr
Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:02 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Pyzel Nugget Vs Hypto Krypto
Replies: 3
Views: 194

Re: Pyzel Nugget Vs Hypto Krypto

Felt up a Chilli roundtail (forget the name of it) that looked the goods for typical east coast surf.
by tootr
Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27520

Re: Kelly's wave.

Seems to be more than a few who attended the WSL thingy are absolutely frothing over the mechanical wave.
by tootr
Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27520

Re: Kelly's wave.

Drailed wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:15 pm
Those two soft middle class pussies wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
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Neither would most of us.
by tootr
Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:02 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27520

Re: Kelly's wave.

Plenty of cheap(ish) flat land in Perth no?
by tootr
Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:47 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27520

Re: Kelly's wave.

Cynical bastards.
This is all just one small way the GOAT is giving back to surfing.
For a modest fee.
by tootr
Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1555
Views: 122277

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

It's going to be dug up and removed.
No word as to they're making it a work for the dole initiative.
by tootr
Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27520

Re: Kelly's wave.

godsavethequeen wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:19 pm
Anything for love, but you won't do that eh Nick? As I said to meatloaf at the time, stop being so bloody precious
He never said he'd knock back an invite to the wave tub, or a free pair of boardshorts.
by tootr
Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:31 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27520

Re: Kelly's wave.

All the engineers and others that actually designed and built the thing must really have the shits it's referred to as Kelly's wave.