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Sarcasm and/or irony can no doubt not penetrate a vacuum.

Good on ya Grey ...spoiling such a fantastic thread again with your negativity... I mean when was the last time you surfed waves of that calibre? that Ben fella must have been pooping himself taking those photos.. I mean check the style on the guy on the yellow tube, and his mate dropping on him! .....

Think I saw her berthed down at White Bay recently...whats her gross tonnage? and how many vehicles can she carry?

Pure Blonde stupid name ..feel like a big girl buying it... but it is very moorish and has a kick like a ducati imola 750 ...must find the bed and the dog or maybe go watch premier league (thnk god for spellfeck)

wheres my slippers shoot dont know dog get out smell bastard bad breath wife wont be happy sunday sleep in

Physics ! PHYSICS pHySiCs !!! thats why the Southern Hemisphere get mostly south swells and that dastardly Northern Hemi gets north swells. And anything "in between" is usually becalmed or gets rogue little buggers that may sometimes run away from "Mr and Mrs Low".. lose their way, spin out of contr...

OK OK OK this is a beauty ..thanks Pig Champion....I have recently become a "postie" .... lets call it a 'sea change' ..came from a 'middle management' position and thought that I may lay back, relax and get some quality time to myself and with the family. I thought it would be a perfect lifestyle f...

Excellent Don, Should be permanent on the front page, would give RS a more personal touch. Just dont go franchising the idea out to the other 'reporters' Imagine Matt J doing one? although one from Barry could be interesting.

Fantastic work Maxi! will be looking forward to your next instalment when deadies and the island are double overhead! you should call up ozzie wright when that happens

Sorry Grollo, just read your earlier reply regarding the photo of the Grouper ... I take it back ... but anyone who finds catching Grouper a sport should be harpooned.

Is that a pic of dad and his mates, Grollo? Anyone who can pose with his kill of one of the worlds most vicious fighting predators like the dastardly Grouper is in my books a real hero. I once saw a couple of hero's down off the rocks outside the harbour at Ulla, with one of those horrible nasty kil...

That last glass

I wish somebody would burn down (or should I say meltdown) that statue of the 'Duke' at Freshie. He wasnt the 'Father' of surfing here. To say that is like saying Captain Cook discovered Australia.

Top 10 NSW North to South not numerical.
Broken Head
Lennox
Spooky's
North Haven
Tuncurry (outside on a big day)
Bower
That spot at Shellharbour
Green Island
Bawley
Saltwater

Between Kiama and Central Cst ? now thats narrowing it down a bit to much I reckon Sailfish, be hard pressed to pick a good learning wave for you in such a small region. Be adventurous, get yourself a 9' Banana and because your Goofy try Boneyards at one end or Crackneck at the other. The local boys...

The current synopsis is that Tasmania will be blown into the south island of NZ and set it alight just like the fire ships Nelson used against Napoleon at Alexandria.

Ok kiddies... seems no-one on here has any idea I HAVE THE ANSWER the mechanical hand driven contraptional device one is seeking for this job will be found in your nanna's sewing kit. It/they are called 'pinking shears' silly name I know but they are just scissors with a zig-zag blade, available at ...

GET OVER IT!.. all of you!... Depression is a made up affliction to fill the pockets of so called counsellor's (just check your local whitepages..they are effen everywhere now) 15 years ago there were only a handful, 30 years ago they were solely for the mentally deranged...and before you tell me to...