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by Da Duke
Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: tide watches
Replies: 57
Views: 18553

Re: tide watches

I've got the Quiksilver DEEP 300 tide watch. Got given it at work a couple of years ago so can't complain. Tide info is spot on but the thing's pretty hefty. Later models might be lighter. Worth considering if you like the look of em.

http://www.watchesgiant.com/qudeswa.html
by Da Duke
Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:35 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: what's the shittest wave in sydney?
Replies: 51
Views: 7721

Re: what's the shittest wave in sydney?

The biggest straight-hander on the northern beaches - Freshwater Lived in Freshie for a number of years. Yes it was more often than not straight, and fat, and crowded with kooks but on its day ...ON ITS DAY!...it was pretty good. I've had great waves on the left near the pool with a couple that end...
by Da Duke
Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Why do people dry surfboards?
Replies: 68
Views: 8532

Re: Why do people dry surfboards?

Use a towel!...that is brilliant. Here's me using a hair-dryer like a idiot. Thanks everyone, now I won't don't have to park on a hill every time I go for a surf. And I'll save a fortune on wax too.

I masturbate to stop my car smelling and my stick getting all slimy.
by Da Duke
Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23100
Views: 3171710

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Dino - the paddle out was a lot more intimidating standing on the beach. I actually got out the back relatively unscathed and was even thinking that this was all too easy. :roll:
by Da Duke
Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:40 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23100
Views: 3171710

Re: Where did you surf today ?

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Anzac Day.
"Surf" is a stretch. Snapped my board after get axed on my first take-off!
by Da Duke
Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:27 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Letter from Da Hui
Replies: 8
Views: 2105

Re: Letter from Da Hui

ASP = pig idiots.
Tahitian surfers = exasperated by da bullcrap.
by Da Duke
Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:22 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Letter from Da Hui
Replies: 8
Views: 2105

Letter from Da Hui

http://surferspath.com/news/letter-from-da-hui

You know someones angry when their nipples start twitching!
by Da Duke
Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: No wave surfs
Replies: 71
Views: 9313

Re: No wave surfs

I guess you know your getting too old Grazza when you catch someone red-handed stealing your board and you "growl" at them instead of ringing their freakin bell. Grazza this could of been a story of regret, a eulogy even for the death of restraint and the loss of composure to the heat of the moment...
by Da Duke
Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:40 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: No wave surfs
Replies: 71
Views: 9313

Re: No wave surfs

I guess you know your getting too old Grazza when you catch someone red-handed stealing your board and you "growl" at them instead of ringing their freakin bell. Grazza this could of been a story of regret, a eulogy even for the death of restraint and the loss of composure to the heat of the moment ...
by Da Duke
Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:46 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Don at large.
Replies: 20
Views: 3294

Re: Don at large.

January is not even over yet and already we have a serious contender for the 2009 Putz Post Of The Year Award.
First prize should be a public self-inflicted uppercut.

Actually make that all nominees should do that, first prize wins a date with Princess Bradley B Ruff.
by Da Duke
Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:53 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Islamic East Swell hits the West
Replies: 16
Views: 4319

nothing ironic about it Ringo... the google fueled advertisements on these forums have some sort of algorythm that searches key words on the page and then populates the banner space with advertisements it deems as relevant to the page content... in this case, it's using the words 'arab' or 'arabic'...
by Da Duke
Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:01 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Out of the way "granny"
Replies: 48
Views: 9665

C'mon you fruit loops this is cereal. Watch what you say or Coco's Pop might just snap and crackle you in your weak bits.
by Da Duke
Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:42 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Out of the way "granny"
Replies: 48
Views: 9665

ASP Rules Judge Robert Gerard announcing the Coco Ho decision...

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by Da Duke
Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:09 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Allo, allo
Replies: 3
Views: 1180

Hmmm...I'm not so sure Duke. No doubt there'll be swell, but it'll be overlayed with a howling SE'er and raining to boot. I know we haven't had decent waves for a while but are we beggars yet? Rain?? worried you'll get wet mate? Ok so maybe not a Rod of Thor! would you believe a Samson's semi then?...
by Da Duke
Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:43 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Allo, allo
Replies: 3
Views: 1180

Allo, allo

long range calls are normally as reliable as a fish-net dinger but this map here for next Tuesday has given me a rod of Thor for Thursday.

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by Da Duke
Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: South Narra 7/9/2008 (pics)
Replies: 52
Views: 10129

Butts - what was "Free-Fall Guy" attempting?? Take-off, pull-out or... :shock: a floater?
by Da Duke
Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:13 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hemorrhoids and surfing
Replies: 38
Views: 7882

roid riddled ringstinger = Bradley B. Ruff
by Da Duke
Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: collapsible surfboard - Who's interested?
Replies: 17
Views: 3224

No thanks I have a hard enough time time hanging onto a fin key or a bloody wax comb. The pre-surf ritual would go from a quick rub with a dirt encrusted clump of Dr Zogs followed by a bit of cross-hatching with a snapped twig to something out of The Matrix. Schick, schick, sssschick, schick. ...and...