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by Wubic Pig
Fri Aug 02, 2019 6:46 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1826
Views: 246955

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Awesome - thanks for that. And next surf I'm taking some rope. Just in case.
by Wubic Pig
Fri Aug 02, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1826
Views: 246955

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Looks like I was right. DPI advise 2.39m White Shark tagged and released from SMART drumline at BOULDER NORTH, Lennox Head at 10:42 am on 2 Aug 2019. At the risk of asking a dumb question how the fcuk do you get the hook out of the mouth of a 2.39m GWS? Or do you? Is it barbed? What do they use for...
by Wubic Pig
Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:23 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341186

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Legion wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:13 am
Murfers. Fcuk I wish I hadn't clicked on that link, or the vanity fair one it linked to.
Same here - that just sucked the life force out of me.

Anyway will their husbands now be known as "Furfies" ? :oops:
by Wubic Pig
Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341186

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Just had a gnarly little encounter with a chunky juvenile white. High speed approach, circle, then a fins flared rollover right under me. We very much eyeballed each other. Crystal clear water, sunshine. Me and one other guy out enjoying some rock runner babyfood. :shock: What was your initial reac...
by Wubic Pig
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:05 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1826
Views: 246955

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

buddy wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:42 am
There's a cop on the wall blowing a siren. About 40 surfers at lighthouse ignoring him haha.
Nother 20-30 at Shelley.
That's not a cop - it's Loofy up here for the long weekend...
by Wubic Pig
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1826
Views: 246955

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

They're baaaacckkkk... https://www.northernstar.com.au/news/60-bull-sharks-force-evacuation-of-ballina-beach/3749808/ https://media.apnarm.net.au/media/images/2019/06/10/b881989492z1_20190610104445_000gd61i6nj22-0-wag8s33369dgtse3gs2_ct834x465.jpg DPI aerial report: 60x 2m Bull Shark at Lighthouse b...
by Wubic Pig
Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bells Beach
Replies: 270
Views: 10468

Re: Bells Beach

John. John. John.

Oi. Oi. Oi.
by Wubic Pig
Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bells Beach
Replies: 270
Views: 10468

Re: Bells Beach

Willian Cardosa is sponno'd by Anusol :shock:


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by Wubic Pig
Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Localism has gone way too far!
Replies: 12
Views: 3023

Re: Localism has gone way too far!

offshore1 wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:52 am
How do you know Merks?
Steve's nana might be a gmilf.
Hah - just re read that - I wasn't referring to anyone's grandma in particular - I was also thinking of saying sister or cousin or sheepdog or alpaca or something about a dead man's dick. Anything to offend New Zealanders really.
by Wubic Pig
Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Localism has gone way too far!
Replies: 12
Views: 3023

Re: Localism has gone way too far!

BA wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:54 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:45 pm
bet he gets his first root out of it.
It’s NZ, he probably had his first root at 11.
steve shearer wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:59 pm
sheep don't count.
Neither does your grandmother.
by Wubic Pig
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:11 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: surfing girlfriends/boyfriends
Replies: 60
Views: 12857

Re: surfing girlfriends/boyfriends

Thanks for that Foamy - that's my mates cuz - sent him the link - he'll be stoked.
by Wubic Pig
Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Pipe Masters 2017
Replies: 159
Views: 21473

Re: Pipe Masters 2017

JohnJohnJohn!
by Wubic Pig
Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
Replies: 107
Views: 15879

Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

God - 1 def Sushi - 0
by Wubic Pig
Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
Replies: 107
Views: 15879

Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

It's on ! - Funky Cold v Sushi Roll.

The Claim v The Calm
by Wubic Pig
Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:09 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Pro France 2017
Replies: 100
Views: 17447

Re: Quiksilver Pro France 2017

The Heat Analizer doesn't work for me Al.

What can I do?


Firefox on Windows 2000BC :oops:
by Wubic Pig
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:57 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21640
Views: 2341186

Re: Where did you surf today ?

black duck wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
Does she do it while you're having sex?
Only when he tries to stick it in her bottom... you know - "nyet nyet, nyet nyet"