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by stretch
Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sick waves today
Replies: 49
Views: 11771

15ft ey salty...mmmmm. im sure it was..... :roll:
by stretch
Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:05 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Interference
Replies: 29
Views: 9354

and the lines become even more blurred when re-qualification is involved. aussie loyalties verse the zillas ?? leave it alone i reckon.
by stretch
Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lombok
Replies: 26
Views: 10241

hehehe...was a couple years back but the number of t-shirts emblazoned with "osama No.1" was a cack. other than that they were friendy fuckers (besides the odd bunch of machete weilding pricks.......dead of night overland missions to the hospy anyone ??). as for surf, lombok may or may not have set ...
by stretch
Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:06 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: The Silver Bullet??
Replies: 21
Views: 10177

hahaha wands. i guess ya constant "gonna train harder" and "gonna booze less " training regime aint comin up trumps.....mwahahahahaha. back on the treadmill ya bieeeetch. mwahahaha.
by stretch
Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:59 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Funniest thing you've ever seen
Replies: 48
Views: 15197

a surfer at maroubra with a massive hole near the bum of his wetty,probly trying to do what craig said :lol: OMG! The guy is a mate of mine. I was always so imbarresed to go surfing with him. He never wore undies either.... it wasn't funny. BTW, he has a new wettie. sounds like ya nickname has less...
by stretch
Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:56 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Funniest thing you've ever seen
Replies: 48
Views: 15197

a surfer at maroubra with a massive hole near the bum of his wetty,probly trying to do what craig said :lol: OMG! The guy is a mate of mine. I was always so imbarresed to go surfing with him. He never wore undies either.... it wasn't funny. BTW, he has a new wettie. sounds like ya nickname has less...
by stretch
Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:59 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Cops!
Replies: 151
Views: 31378

f.u.c.k. off yanky scum. continue the edumacation fongster. these seahunts need learnin !
by stretch
Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:29 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Tom Carroll Board Store,Pittwater Road, Mona Vale
Replies: 129
Views: 31466

Chamberess wrote:....and isnt that want stores want...customers staying in!
not if they arent buying sheeeite.
by stretch
Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:40 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kookocracy
Replies: 104
Views: 50175

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~dunnmj/personal.html

yeah sure....have a read up on the guy. im sure he fargen rips it up.
by stretch
Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:12 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kookocracy
Replies: 104
Views: 50175

this martin dunn ??

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~dunnmj/

mmmmm, id rather not ey.
by stretch
Fri May 19, 2006 11:36 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: lazza's village
Replies: 24
Views: 7326

sure aint the hong kong laz. that place is the absolute pits. stick to the curries. cant go wrong with the good old butter chicken.
by stretch
Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:25 am
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: AKA LYMAN PRESENTS TOYS BODYBOARDS!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 5769

balls to the walls ey mason !! mwahahahaha. more like keep ya arses to the walls hanging round a bunch of ring punchers like yaselves !
by stretch
Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:27 am
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: AKA LYMAN PRESENTS TOYS BODYBOARDS!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 5769

hahaha....its a fargen puuuuuuuuuuuurfect name ya knob draggin goobers. now get on ya tricycles and peddle back to the nursery ya bottom of the food chain dwelling scum.
by stretch
Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Layne does it again!
Replies: 49
Views: 12452

stretch wrote:.....until she started shoot round with the judging panel that is.
F .U .C .K .I .N .G round with the judging panel
by stretch
Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:08 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Layne does it again!
Replies: 49
Views: 12452

in fact, the whole female circuit is full of munters with heads like smacked assholes. bring back lisa anderson. she was the only one with any real semblance of style.....until she started farking round with the judging panel that is.
by stretch
Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Layne does it again!
Replies: 49
Views: 12452

she still be a munter though. surely no-one can deny that.
by stretch
Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:49 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Free As A Dog
Replies: 40
Views: 12747

Take it for what it fargen is ya pack of over analystic skirt lifting woofters. Its purpose is to psych ya to ride deeper, harder, higher, etc, etc. You take what you want from it and dispose the rest of it in the can. Full of shameless plugs most definitely but its the way of the modern world. Just...
by stretch
Tue May 17, 2005 10:59 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: WANKER = LAz
Replies: 75
Views: 27351

WANKER = LAz

lazza you truly are a knobless old codge. ya seem to enjoy causin a stink and as ya say, there be no secrets in sydney no more, but the prolific shitestirring that you seem to lurve is a blight on the face of humanity. ya deserve what you've copped in the past and what im sure the karmaic gods will ...