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The Raffle [/b][/size] episode 5 The Chop Wanto ripped the knife back and forth as Baldric winced. "Yeow!" said Baldric. "Oi!" said Rockin' Ron from the next table. "Knock it off, Wanto." The smell of well-heated meat filled the room. "Merkin told me to," said Wanto, vigorously sawing the thick, ho...

The Raffle [/b][/size] episode 4 Setting Sail "Jaysus christ!" said Wanto, pulling up. "Anyone see that?" The residents turned to him, but no one spoke. Wanto looked to Baldric on the sofa. He was leaning over Chonie's head in his lap, little pearls of drool bungeeing between his lips and her ear, ...

The Raffle [/b][/size] episode 3 Barrelling R ealising he still clutched in his left hand the black knob of the one-armed bandit, Wanto pulled his twenty-twenty eyeballs away from the horizon, where the floating car transporter steamed south toward the harbour entrance, the name of the line, Wallen...

The Raffle [/b][/size] episode 2 Terms and Conditions B igMog let his eyes follow Wanto's frail form as it receded down the pink sunny corridor, hung with the residents' crayoned depictions of the barrels of Bali. Then from the low bookcase beside his swivel chair, the Director of Nursing removed a...

The Raffle [/b][/size] episode 1 (of just a few) Green Room W anto watched through the glass door as the white mortuary van carrying the corpse of Squid hovered to the top of the driveway and sat like a large refrigerator at the exit to the main road, its left blinker flickering. At a break in the ...

I'll be taking Foamballs! down in a few days, if there are still readers who want to finish reading it. This is for two reasons: it was meant as an ongoing entertainment for forum members, now it has concluded, as an online happening i think it's had its time. Also, i wanna work on a second draft an...

oldman wrote: You can spell, and write. I'm impressed.

i am trashed too, and a 12 hr day tomorrow. sorry, can't go.

removed for reworking. sorry for the inconvenience.
squid

We made it. The final episode is in ya mailbox. I'm going for a surf.
cheers!
squid

it's in the mail, and to you other stragglers, geez ya make me work. way this's going i'll end up posting it here, except might end up with the words like "shoot" inserted everywhere.
x squid

good-o.

everyone got theirs?

squid

Hi Foamballers,
Have just sent out Episode 29 to me email list. Let me know if you have trouble opening it. It was scanned by Norton Anti-Virus when I sent it so I don't think you'll have any probs.
Hope yaz like it ('tis a meaty one),
Squid

Foamballs!

thanks for all the emails.

I'm gonna have to put it on hold for a little while. a death in the family.

but it will be finished. we're almost there.

cheers,
Squid

To Those Who Like to Read Foamballs!: To avoid confusing the censors (see the "hey admin" thread), I've decided to email this episode to whoever wants it. I might post it here too but I'm not sure yet how many "suspect" words it contains. So email squidinkling@yahoo.com.au with subject line "Foambal...

ah squidles.....nicely comin' together.....just please resist the urge ta go melodromatic in the finale........ :wink: and by ya comments.....have ya been shoppin' it around to the publishers squid?.... MELODRAMA?! [/color] moi????. . . aw baldy ya know i'm more the delicate type. :lol: have a few ...

. . . and you're right. not too many to go now.

... not many at all

hehehe i do too haggis. however, the publishign world is not beating a path to me door. they obviously fail to recognise the looming genius of foamballs! or you guys have really bad taste. . . .