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by godsavethequeen
Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

From the ringing
by godsavethequeen
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:53 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Not really. The little ones have got boogie boards and the oldest one has had a few goes standing in the whitewater on my tuflite zap. I'm an incredibly selfish person so would really prefer it if they decided that not to encroach on my surf time but we'll see what happens when they get a bit older
by godsavethequeen
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Slightly before my time I think. They do put them on kids' suits still, which is an absolute fuschia godsend when you've got three of them to wrangle
by godsavethequeen
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:31 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Using plastic bags for the legs is big in the adult learner community, I hear. Perhaps give that a try duck? Although on thinking about it, that's probably more of an 'on' thing than and 'off' thing. Maybe instead you could pop into Uniqlo with jimmy next time he's getting the waistband on his trous...
by godsavethequeen
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:13 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

comically short arms and enormous feet by the sounds of it. I've never considered this before but perhaps he is an actual duck
by godsavethequeen
Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:41 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Mildly retarded people always struggle with front zips, often their fly’s are undone too. One thing and one thing only I will say for back zips: after having used them for many of my younger years I can still put my left arm above my shoulder blades. Reaching for the fcuking back zip string over ma...
by godsavethequeen
Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Sounds like a terrific combo Cranked. No warmth benefit of course (but then you live in Australia so don't actually need a wetsuit) but endlessly stylish. Hop off the HiFly 343 and swagger straight to the cocktails
by godsavethequeen
Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

DID YOU HEAR THAT, LURKING CORPOS? NO MORE fuschia CHEST ZIPS. THE PEOPLE* HAVE SPOKEN



* Not all of them, obvs, but enough. You can offload your suddenly redundant stock of chest zips to those thick necked mutants in Perth
by godsavethequeen
Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:21 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

I hope you're right steve. Having followed blindly, parroting the party line on chest zips for a number of years I firmly believe that they are in fact significantly worse than back zips - a struggle (comparatively) to get on and off, no adjustment around the neck and any perceived benefit of a zipl...
by godsavethequeen
Tue Apr 09, 2019 6:54 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

steve have you noticed how you basically can't get a high end wetsuit with a back zip any more? Forget all the other surf industry shenanigans that's the scandal that you should be writing about, the fact that if you want a back zip you have to put up with 95% non-stretch neoprene and shitlock seams
by godsavethequeen
Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:21 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2149
Views: 375674

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

beany, xcel suits are still pretty good I reckon. Certainly plenty warm but maybe not quite the durability of pre-Billabong. Ridiculous prices too if you buy at full rrp
by godsavethequeen
Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:59 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19792
Views: 2070417

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Just fcuken google it trev.
by godsavethequeen
Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:55 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19792
Views: 2070417

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Whiplash only exists in parasitic compensation cultures like yours and mine. In countries where no money is available, post-accident neck pain doesn’t appear to exist at all. So-called whiplash is entirely self-reported and absolutely undetectable in scans. I’m not saying you don’t have a mild neck ...
by godsavethequeen
Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19792
Views: 2070417

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Massage hasn't helped, Cranky? I thought the place would be crawling with yoga instructors, remedial therapists and chiropractors. I had a really good massage, still got the bruises to prove it. It brought temporary relief. Maybe I've got some whiplash from that bike crash. I'll go to the hospital ...
by godsavethequeen
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!
Replies: 42
Views: 1201

Re: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!

Hmm. It feels like I’m losing control of my tortuous metaphor somewhat
by godsavethequeen
Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:55 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!
Replies: 42
Views: 1201

Re: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!

The faun's OK I think, Lucky Al. I think he makes it. Things look pretty gloomy for the penguins though
by godsavethequeen
Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!
Replies: 42
Views: 1201

Re: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!

Oh mine too, BA, mine too. Masterful and authoritative, like a strapping six-footer with a huge bristling moustache
by godsavethequeen
Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:18 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!
Replies: 42
Views: 1201

Re: Cruise ship,Terminals and Otway raids!

What about being a whiny little bitch about people who are being whiny little bitches? Is that ok? Christ it’s an absolute minefield

Offy I think you’re on to something. The unbearable pressure to be that taciturn brute at the barbie clearly represses the inner ponce, with cataclysmic consequences