Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:49 am

healthy looking shark.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:02 pm

Nothing a bang stick to the scrotum won’t fix
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by steve shearer » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:37 pm

Just drove home behind a ute with a p plate.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:49 pm

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:49 am
healthy looking shark.
v young shark

a lot more setting off the buoys sth of Pt Macquarie in the past week. Kiama, Forster etc.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:11 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:37 pm
Just drove home behind a ute with a p plate.

Handwritten message on the back: If you care about the ocean fcuk the nets off. Only wankers with no balls want nets.
Wouldn't wanking be a bit pointless if you had no balls?
A shark probably bit them off.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:37 pm

Operational eunuchs

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by tootr » Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:31 am

DPI smart drumlines stats to October 31.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:39 pm

They are saying 64 at Forster now.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by jimmy » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:13 pm

Is that the average age of the residents?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Thud » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:42 pm

Amount of schooners consumed per resident per week.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Thud » Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:59 pm

Seems to be a lot of Bull sharks being spotted and picked up on receivers. This them moving up to warmer waters from the south? Am I imagining things? Experts?
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Drailed » Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:03 pm

Weird how attacks seem to come in groups. Or am I imagining that...
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by the prawn » Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:42 pm

Was in the surf at Longy this morning when the siren sounded and they closed the beach due to a shark.

They called it "aggressive".

I was hoping it would be friendly or approachable.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:20 pm

Something like a more zany dolphin would be good.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by channels » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:50 pm

the prawn wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:42 pm
Was in the surf at Longy this morning when the siren sounded and they closed the beach due to a shark.

They called it "aggressive".

I was hoping it would be friendly or approachable.
The term ‘surf’ used loosely I assume?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by the prawn » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:53 pm

Oh the hijinks of the stand up set!
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by the prawn » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:54 pm

It was quite summery and bumpy really.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by BA » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:48 pm

If you wanna surf 1ft onshore Longy, you deserve to be eaten by a shark. :lol:

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