Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
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Steve, do you think my suggestion has merit?
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
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Forgive me for not knowing what those mitigation methods might be. Nets as per other areas or targeted individuals? The trialled method failed miserably it seems.
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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Relocation, thats the answer.swvic wrote:Forgive me for not knowing what those mitigation methods might be.
Rebadged and sent down to Victoria, where its been reported that the natives are quite fond of flake.
The moving finger writes and having writ moves on ... now all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel even half a line ... nor all thy tears wash out a single word of it.
Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they FLAKE off already?
Womble wrote:Relocation, thats the answer.swvic wrote:Forgive me for not knowing what those mitigation methods might be.
Rebadged and sent down to Victoria, where its been reported that the natives are quite fond of flake.
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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This is so reassuring as I'm going up there for the long weekend.tootr wrote:Today's NSW reported north coast sightings of the rare and elusive GWS- from Dorsal page
Cape Byron 9.07 am
Lennox 9.08am
Kingscliff 10.43 am
Boambee 11.27 am ( two sharks)
Belongil 11.23 am
Angels Beach 12.07 pm ( 2.9 m, tagged)
Do you think it was the same one going for a cruise up and back?
Maybe meeting up with a mate for coffee?
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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They can't be that endangered if they are continually mowing down surfers from Tweed Heads to Ballina. Guess they are cruising between the rivermouths.
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Great whites, crocodiles and ill-informed politically correct do-gooders ... all protected and all now in plague proportions.
The moving finger writes and having writ moves on ... now all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel even half a line ... nor all thy tears wash out a single word of it.
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Don't worry BP I've just returned unscathed. Time in water: 4 seconds.Beanpole wrote:This is so reassuring as I'm going up there for the long weekend.tootr wrote:Today's NSW reported north coast sightings of the rare and elusive GWS- from Dorsal page
Cape Byron 9.07 am
Lennox 9.08am
Kingscliff 10.43 am
Boambee 11.27 am ( two sharks)
Belongil 11.23 am
Angels Beach 12.07 pm ( 2.9 m, tagged)
Do you think it was the same one going for a cruise up and back?
Maybe meeting up with a mate for coffee?
Drones will be there by that time or maybe just pay the commercial fisherman a bung to nab a few on the sly.
Niall Blair is hopeless.
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So trueWomble wrote:Great whites, crocodiles and ill-informed politically correct do-gooders ... all protected and all now in plague proportions.
Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
A rough, back of the envelope calculation, indicates a speed of 1200 km/h would be required to get between Lennox and Cape Byron in one minute.Beanpole wrote:This is so reassuring as I'm going up there for the long weekend.tootr wrote:Today's NSW reported north coast sightings of the rare and elusive GWS- from Dorsal page
Cape Byron 9.07 am
Lennox 9.08am
Kingscliff 10.43 am
Boambee 11.27 am ( two sharks)
Belongil 11.23 am
Angels Beach 12.07 pm ( 2.9 m, tagged)
Do you think it was the same one going for a cruise up and back?
Maybe meeting up with a mate for coffee?
Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Solution is obvious. Knock down the beach hotel. Build a bloody big abattoir with offal drain pipe out into the Bay and kill the occasional humpback and leave it for the local shark population to easily feast upon. Viola! No more big sharks be cruising any points further north or south of the now. Shark magnetic Butthole Bay. I call this my 'Back to the Future' strategy. Youse can all thank me later except if you are one of those who enjoy a morning swim from the pass to main beach. You may just have to learn to swim quicker.
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It's been done, Triple A.aaarating wrote:Solution is obvious. Knock down the beach hotel. Build a bloody big abattoir with offal drain pipe out into the Bay and kill the occasional humpback and leave it for the local shark population to easily feast upon. Viola! No more big sharks be cruising any points further north or south of the now. Shark magnetic Butthole Bay. I call this my 'Back to the Future' strategy. Youse can all thank me later except if you are one of those who enjoy a morning swim from the pass to main beach. You may just have to learn to swim quicker.
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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That's a great pic Trev. WSL should have a pier break contest on tour not just Huntington beach. Any background on the surfer and year taken (photo that is not as in 'taken' by shark)?
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The guy survived. He's 68 now (That would be me).aaarating wrote:That's a great pic Trev. WSL should have a pier break contest on tour not just Huntington beach. Any background on the surfer and year taken (photo that is not as in 'taken' by shark)?
Byron Whaling Pier obviously before it was dismantled.
Probably 1966/67. We used to sleep in the car (FX Holden) and surf early, then drive back to the Goldie.
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Today's NSW shark excitement courtesy of Dorsal and the Mike "we've been consulting with key stakeholders" Baird experience.
Boambee 7.55 am
Shelley 8.06 am
Treachery 9.06 am
Tyagarah 9.10 am
Ballina 9.14 am 1.7m tagged
Cape Byron 10.29 am
Suffolk Pk 10.34am
Cellito 11.11 am
Mungo brush 11.11am
Hawkes Nest 11.26am
Garie 12.07pm two sharks
Sharpes 12.25pm receiver pinged
Nowt else, pilots must have busted the fuel budget for the day.
IMO, the amount of close in sightings, on a clear day, very little recent rain, nice water conditions, might demand a rethink of the so called experts "dawn and dusk" theory.
Boambee 7.55 am
Shelley 8.06 am
Treachery 9.06 am
Tyagarah 9.10 am
Ballina 9.14 am 1.7m tagged
Cape Byron 10.29 am
Suffolk Pk 10.34am
Cellito 11.11 am
Mungo brush 11.11am
Hawkes Nest 11.26am
Garie 12.07pm two sharks
Sharpes 12.25pm receiver pinged
Nowt else, pilots must have busted the fuel budget for the day.
IMO, the amount of close in sightings, on a clear day, very little recent rain, nice water conditions, might demand a rethink of the so called experts "dawn and dusk" theory.
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Cellito, juve GW haven
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On the Gold Coast, there has been heaps of whales seen heading south in the past week or so.
Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Recently in WA they (sciency type people) have stated that there is no correlation that makes early morning, late evening, cloudy conditions, a more likely time for shark attacks.tootr wrote: IMO, the amount of close in sightings, on a clear day, very little recent rain, nice water conditions, might demand a rethink of the so called experts "dawn and dusk" theory.
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