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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by alakaboo » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:23 pm

Is he the bloke that looks and surfs like a decaf Machado?

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:14 am

Might order that next time I get a coffee.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:16 am

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by buddy » Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:30 pm

Slats has turf toe.
Reckons it's not a serious injury, well wait until he finds out how much of a cnut it can be, hey braithy?

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by alakaboo » Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:38 pm

I have a turf toe injury too, from 2000.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by buddy » Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:39 pm

Yeh mine still a bit shit since 2015.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Legion » Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:32 pm

I've had it for many years. Some worse than others. This winter is shaping up not too good. It's black and bruised all the time at the moment.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:39 am

Whats turf toe?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:26 am

the ligament holding the big knuckle on the big toe gets stretched or torn.

on the pain scale it's right up there. worse than a break at least ... and the time it takes to heal is just obscene. i spent the best part of 4 months at the start of this year out of the water. 6mths later i still can't put all my weight into a duckdive on it. basically taught myself to duckdive with my other foot now.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Trev » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:50 am

steve shearer wrote:
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Whats turf toe?
I had to Google it, too.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by saltman » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:07 am

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:49 pm

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:26 am
the ligament holding the big knuckle on the big toe gets stretched or torn.

on the pain scale it's right up there. worse than a break at least ... and the time it takes to heal is just obscene. i spent the best part of 4 months at the start of this year out of the water. 6mths later i still can't put all my weight into a duckdive on it. basically taught myself to duckdive with my other foot now.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:19 pm

Says the guy who's never duckdived an eight foot wave
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:01 am

Hats off to the bloke paddling out at DY at 6.15am in boardies and lycra rashie. 8c.
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