How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

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How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by kreepykrawly » Thu Oct 30, 2014 8:45 am

Nowadays I hear sooooo many clowns telling me they where ripping when I know they can't do a full tilt cutty or a proper infinity. I know they cant do anything but hurt my eyes when I see them surf.

Are most people being led astray by the constant deluded compliments of their mates or do people have their heads sooo far up their bottoms they can't see the light ?

Should this narcassistic behavior be encouraged or should it be put down like an old dog with foam coming out of its mouth ?

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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by black duck » Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:37 pm

Make them watch a video of themselves surfing. That should be enough to send any deluded mongtard down the rabbit hole of shame. If not, they either rip or are so beyond having any self awareness that they face real problems in life.
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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by brendo » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:47 pm

lets make this the official place where you find out if you are ripping. post pics or vids here, and you can be judged by your realsurf brothers, with creepy being head judge jury and executioner. executions will take place the first sunday of every month outside mona vale retravision....

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Post by Beanpole » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:35 pm

kreepykrawly wrote:Nowadays I hear sooooo many clowns telling me they where ripping when I know they can't do a full tilt cutty or a proper infinity. I know they cant do anything but hurt my eyes when I see them surf.

Are most people being led astray by the constant deluded compliments of their mates or do people have their heads sooo far up their bottoms they can't see the light ?

Should this narcassistic behavior be encouraged or should it be put down like an old dog with foam coming out of its mouth ?
Not too much for you to worry about there KKK?
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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by kreepykrawly » Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:50 pm

Im so angry right now I could seriously start an argument with myself :twisted:

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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by Roy_Stewart » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:05 pm

Ripping makes nasty ripping and splashing noises which alert the rider to the problem.

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Post by Roy_Stewart » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:07 pm

brendo wrote:lets make this the official place where you find out if you are ripping. post pics or vids here, and you can be judged by your realsurf brothers, with creepy being head judge jury and executioner. executions will take place the first sunday of every month outside mona vale retravision....
3-)

Of course at least one of us see ripping as a bad thing, just as scoring more than one point and less than one point per wave is a bad thing in competition... at least for the off beat purists...... a bit like golf really... no divots and the minimum number of strokes but one has to get to the end of the fairway and down the hole.

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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by kreepykrawly » Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:33 pm

Sounds like someones brains have shot off down the fairway and down the hole !!!

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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by Skipper » Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:53 pm

try wearing stretch jeans kreeps, no ripping then.

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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by foamy » Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:28 pm

I don't understand the question.
We all rip.

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Post by Roy_Stewart » Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:56 pm

kreepykrawly wrote:Sounds like someones brains have shot off down the fairway and down the hole !!!
Guilty as charged, but I'll slide if I want to.

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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by kreepykrawly » Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:47 am

Roy ..you remind me of a hippy I once new who sucked on a bong so hard that when he suddenly sat up ....he fell face first onto the 'bong table'. After that he also spoke funny and weird for the rest of his life.

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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by Roy_Stewart » Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:09 am

Weed 'aint my thing

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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by JET01 » Sat Nov 08, 2014 9:44 pm

http://youtu.be/YVtEX1J7tXQ

Ask this guy if you're rippin' and a tearin'. He'll know. He's a veteran.

If you're having fun, you're rippin'.
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Re: How do you know if you're ripping or not ?????

Post by Cranked » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:31 pm

Not. I just know. :cry:
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