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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by marauding mullet » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:26 am

Get in here and contribute Albatross, you little fcuk-stick
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by marauding mullet » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:27 am

it needs to be read in context..
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:28 am

Cranked wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:17 am
The victorious tard is elevated to divine status for a year!

We are just his minions.
Tard destiny is all.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:20 pm

marauding mullet wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:27 am
it needs to be read in context..
Is that even a thing in this here mongfest?

You, me, Albatross, indeed all of us are a fantastic collective with real chance of finalling in Internet Fora TOTY. Take a long tard look in the mirror, mm
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:42 pm

offshore1 wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:28 am
Cranked wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:17 am
The victorious tard is elevated to divine status for a year!

We are just his minions.
Tard destiny is all.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:40 pm

Another surf this arvo. It featured rip bowls and fast little runners......whatever they are.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Thud » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:28 am

How did you know they featured if you don't know what they are?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:30 pm

I just chuck phrases like that in to make me sound more core.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by black duck » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:52 pm

Well, I’ve come to the conclusion that most surfers are just plain cnuts. Was out the front last week on a very average right with 2 mates. The odd set would peak a bit and hit the bank ok but 90% were hitting the bank a bit wrong and shitting down. (Yes, that's a shit shut down close out, iggy scale). Usual story for out the front but the water was good and it was just the 3 of us. The N/E wind ruffled up a bit and then died again so it was relatively smooth for a little while. 6 guys from Sydney then paddled out and decided to hassle for anything that moved. 2 of them paddled past and sat about 5ft inside me, no acknowledgement, just sitting there amped for the next wave, which didn't come for a while, so they started scrapping for mid size waves and basically anything that was a lump in the ocean. The others bunched up around the spot we were surfing, like pack animals trying to claim the spot. I find most surfers behave this way. They basically behave like freeloading cnuts. There were other waves up the beach of equally shit quality but they saw us get a couple and decided it was the best spot. That's what surfing is these days, just a bunch of cnuts out for themselves and fcuk anyone else.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:37 pm

Very true, Duck. It helps sometimes if they can actually surf but they can still be cnuts if they can. In the average surf you are treated like a fool if you don't paddle inside and snake people. When it's not crowded there is no excuse.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:32 am

Takes the joy away for sure. I sometimes worry myself by the magnitude of hatred sessions like that make me feel toward my brine brothers,


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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:29 am

Funnily enough the last two surfs I had at everyone's Favorite Eastern Suburbs secret spot were crowded but I ended up dodging the crowd. Last one I stumbled on a right bank hidden under the outside close out and practically had it to myself for a few waves.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by alakaboo » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:11 am

black duck wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:52 pm
Well, I’ve come to the conclusion that most surfers are just plain cnuts.

......

That's what surfing is these days, just a bunch of cnuts out for themselves and fcuk anyone else.
People are cnuts, and some of them surf.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Thud » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:43 am

Might be a Summer thing. God I hate surfing in Summer. I had my first dawn patrol for a while. Clowns everywhere.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by BA » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:48 am

Waist high glassy peaks early this morning. No one within a 100 metres of me for an hour. Must have all been down Ducks way.
Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:50 am

BA wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:48 am
Waist high glassy peaks early this morning. No one within a 100 metres of me for an hour. Must have all been down Ducks way.
My belief in the goodness of surfing has been restored.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by BA » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:56 am

And it was at one of the most “localised” beaches in Sydney. Won’t name it because Lord Loofingtard will bash me.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:52 pm

BA wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:48 am
Waist high glassy peaks early this morning. No one within a 100 metres of me for an hour. Must have all been down Ducks way.
Ducks a bit sensitive about down.

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