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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:53 am

We’re gonna make so much money we’re not just going to buy the WSL back off Dirk Ziff, we’re gonna buy Dirk Ziff.

He will have a job welcoming crazy rich guests at the huge palace we will be building in Santa Monica, from where we will send forth our minions.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Cranked » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:02 am

Uh oh, we've lost Nick! Quick offy organise a rescue party.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:42 am

Nah Cranked, I just sent him a resume.
I'm applying for a minion position.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Cranked » Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:05 pm

Offy, you can be Dirk Ziffs minder. Remember, simple instructions and make sure he keeps his mind on the task at hand.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:14 pm

If any of Dirk's tasks at hand involve wanksocks I quit.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:42 pm

no no no offshore1 do not worry, you will be one of our Carolina minions. Your task will be simple enough, just wander around striking up conversations with people and tell them how good we are.

Like fcuk these social media campaigns! We will hire 400,000 minions in strategic locations and engineer the greatest underground "buzz" in human history.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Thud » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:53 pm

I surfed in shitty slop at Manly. Managed to get a few.

I was thinking about surf nobs as I was pushing off dead weak water.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by tootr » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:00 pm

Thud wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:53 pm
I surfed in shitty slop at Manly. Managed to get a few.

I was thinking about surf nobs as I was pushing off dead weak water.

https://youtu.be/Dqc6yRIHiW0

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:38 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:42 pm
no no no offshore1 do not worry, you will be one of our Carolina minions. Your task will be simple enough, just wander around striking up conversations with people and tell them how good we are.

...
As long as it doesn't interfere with my outdoor batting I'm your man.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by moondoggie » Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:13 pm

8)
"I JUST SPENT 6 MONTHS BUYING LEAKY BOATS
2O MILLION BUYING BOATS
GLOBAL WARMINGS CRAP
SO BURNING 'EMS JUST ANOTHER 20 MILLION UP IN SMOKE"
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by channels » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:21 am

So much fun, maybe even classed as pumping. Overhead sets, glassy, good banks.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Hatchnam » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:31 pm

Fun 2-3 foot south swell with offshore winds. Lefts and rights all over. Parks everywhere.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by BA » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:22 pm

Hatchnam wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:31 pm
Parks everywhere.
:lol:

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by ajohnsen » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:03 am

Garie yesterday. Fun 2-3' right and lefts but fcuk me, so many old blokes! Old blokes are the worst. They always look angry and resentful and mean-spirited and with a soupçon of aggression.

Except me. I'm great.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Hatchnam » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:15 am

Garie features a special type of fùckwit. None of them are local ( unless they’re living in one of the shanties ) but many act like they are.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Cranked » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:22 am

The run of good surf continues, sets head and half to double, light offshores, not too crowded.

Got half a dozen good set waves yesterday morning, only short rides though. Too tired for an afternoon session.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:06 am

Hatchnam wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:15 am
Garie features a special type of fùckwit. None of them are local ( unless they’re living in one of the shanties ) but many act like they are.
Lol, yep.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by ajohnsen » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:12 am

Drailed wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:06 am
Hatchnam wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:15 am
Garie features a special type of fùckwit. None of them are local ( unless they’re living in one of the shanties ) but many act like they are.
Lol, yep.
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