Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
We’re gonna make so much money we’re not just going to buy the WSL back off Dirk Ziff, we’re gonna buy Dirk Ziff.
He will have a job welcoming crazy rich guests at the huge palace we will be building in Santa Monica, from where we will send forth our minions.
He will have a job welcoming crazy rich guests at the huge palace we will be building in Santa Monica, from where we will send forth our minions.
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Uh oh, we've lost Nick! Quick offy organise a rescue party.
“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say ”— Marshall McLuhan
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Nah Cranked, I just sent him a resume.
I'm applying for a minion position.
I'm applying for a minion position.
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Offy, you can be Dirk Ziffs minder. Remember, simple instructions and make sure he keeps his mind on the task at hand.
“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say ”— Marshall McLuhan
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
no no no offshore1 do not worry, you will be one of our Carolina minions. Your task will be simple enough, just wander around striking up conversations with people and tell them how good we are.
Like fcuk these social media campaigns! We will hire 400,000 minions in strategic locations and engineer the greatest underground "buzz" in human history.
Like fcuk these social media campaigns! We will hire 400,000 minions in strategic locations and engineer the greatest underground "buzz" in human history.
Re: Where did you surf today ?
I surfed in shitty slop at Manly. Managed to get a few.
I was thinking about surf nobs as I was pushing off dead weak water.
I was thinking about surf nobs as I was pushing off dead weak water.
Re: Where did you surf today ?
As long as it doesn't interfere with my outdoor batting I'm your man.Nick Carroll wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:42 pmno no no offshore1 do not worry, you will be one of our Carolina minions. Your task will be simple enough, just wander around striking up conversations with people and tell them how good we are.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
"I JUST SPENT 6 MONTHS BUYING LEAKY BOATS
2O MILLION BUYING BOATS
GLOBAL WARMINGS CRAP
SO BURNING 'EMS JUST ANOTHER 20 MILLION UP IN SMOKE"
Apologies to Tim Finn
2O MILLION BUYING BOATS
GLOBAL WARMINGS CRAP
SO BURNING 'EMS JUST ANOTHER 20 MILLION UP IN SMOKE"
Apologies to Tim Finn
Re: Where did you surf today ?
So much fun, maybe even classed as pumping. Overhead sets, glassy, good banks.
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Fun 2-3 foot south swell with offshore winds. Lefts and rights all over. Parks everywhere.
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Garie yesterday. Fun 2-3' right and lefts but fcuk me, so many old blokes! Old blokes are the worst. They always look angry and resentful and mean-spirited and with a soupçon of aggression.
Except me. I'm great.
Except me. I'm great.
Re: Where did you surf today ?
Garie features a special type of fùckwit. None of them are local ( unless they’re living in one of the shanties ) but many act like they are.
Re: Where did you surf today ?
The run of good surf continues, sets head and half to double, light offshores, not too crowded.
Got half a dozen good set waves yesterday morning, only short rides though. Too tired for an afternoon session.
Got half a dozen good set waves yesterday morning, only short rides though. Too tired for an afternoon session.
“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say ”— Marshall McLuhan
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Lol, yep.
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable
Re: Where did you surf today ?
Poms from Bondi, loof.
Yesterday, one guy said to me, "I think it's quite offshore". Uh, yes, it is.
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