Just general surfing stuff

[steve shearer]

well I phoned him on Sat and told him to fcuk off.
he paddled out . I paddled out and sat right behind him and snorted loudly.

he said nothing.

the surf proceeded as usual.

[Beanpole]

ha ha what do I care, I don't do it for you mongarama's approval! I'm living the Realsurf Way, making a cnut of myself on my own time, and be damned with the naysayers with their scaredy-cat cube monkey lives.

You and me, brother.

[Beanpole]

guaranteed.

you might need to wait until closing time and be prepared for a cab ride to Casino though.

better grab a tee-o for Loof too.

I know in his own mind he's already finished and won the race but until he has the t-shirt he won't get the accolades.

I could come to lennox and take any woman I want and there would be nothing you or your regional deadshit mates could do about it.

Except laugh when you hooked up with the town bike.

[Drailed]

well I phoned him on Sat and told him to fcuk off.
he paddled out . I paddled out and sat right behind him and snorted loudly.

he said nothing.

the surf proceeded as usual.

Why you tell him to fccck off?

[steve shearer]

he was ringing me. somehow in his deluded mind he thought I was an ally because I'd seen the court case transpire.

[Drailed]

You are better off with me as your bestie Steve.

[ajohnsen]

I'm a parent. I'm pushed beyond my limits on a daily basis.

[The Mighty Sunbird]

Jesus Christ

[steve shearer]

Jesus definitely tested his limits

[Beanpole]

he was ringing me. somehow in his deluded mind he thought I was an ally because I'd seen the court case transpire.

As long as he's not posting n here..you're safe.
See this is the problem...you develop an intimate relationship with your local surf mat designer...and then he goes psycho.
This never happens with surftech.

[The Mighty Sunbird]

Jesus definitely tested his limits

Damn fucken straight he did. Didn’t need no paddle board, neither

[steve shearer]

I bet Carroll would beat him at the Molokai and Godsave would beat him on a mud run.

[The Mighty Sunbird]

Get da fcuck out

[Beanpole]

I reckon I would beat Nick running up a big sand dune in sluggoes....particularly if he was chasing me.

[Nick Carroll]

You hear that Nick??

there's really nothing you can say in the face of that call is there

Stephen Shearer, husband and father, swimming around off a north coast beach at night covered in blood.

That is going STRAIGHT to the tard thread.

[offshore1]

Shearer's in top form. He can easily go back to back wins here.
The torch has been passed.
Not since the storied Loofy era has Realsurf seen this level of world class spacklitude.

[steve shearer]

old Godsave really baited me up a treat there with that "flat affect" question.

I wasn't the only one who scarfed it though.

[Wyre]

Steve, you need someone to look out for you mate. Someone who is always there for you, with some kind of inflatable floating device. A surfmat, for example.