Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 am

blow it up, all day every day. we'll cordon off a 25 metre exclusion zone and then fill it's arsehole with gunpowder.

take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'


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Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 am

ah shit
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by swvic » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:32 am

You could be our Paul Linnman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAW4mntPM-w

Iggy could be our George Thornton because he has ready access to explosives
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Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:02 am

hence the 25 metre exclusion zone. so that no one will be spared.
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Post by Beerfan » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:05 am

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 am
blow it up, all day every day. we'll cordon off a 25 metre exclusion zone and then fill it's arsehole with gunpowder.

take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'


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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by tootr » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:37 am

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Post by Cranked » Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:25 am

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Post by marauding mullet » Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:21 pm

Give Grooter a pair of chopsticks, a bottle of soy sauce and turn him loose down there.
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Post by Trev » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:54 am

Despite their massive phuck up, someone at Sunshine Coast Council has a sense of humour. The skip bins they used to carry away the whale's remains were from Whale Skip Bins Company.
I curse their head & all the hairs of their head; I curse their face, their brain, their mouth, their nose, their tongue, their teeth, their forehead, their shoulders, their breast, their heart, their stomach, their back, their womb, their arms, their legs, their hands, their feet & all their body, from the top of their head to the soles of their feet, before and behind, within and without

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by steve shearer » Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:25 pm

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DPI Fisheries advise: tagged white shark detected by Sharpes Beach, Ballina receiver at 09:47:00 AM (AEDT) on 28-Oct-2017
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DPI Fisheries advise: tagged white shark detected by Sharpes Beach, Ballina receiver at 09:33:00 AM (AEDT) on 28-Oct-2017


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NSWDPI advise 2.8m Male White Shark caught on SMART drumlines at Boulders Beach, Ballina. Shark tagged & released offshore.


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NSWDPI advise 3.06m White Shark caught on SMART drumlines at South Ballina Beach. Shark tagged & released offshore.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:44 pm

Guy got a bite at Birubi this morning
Erase.

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Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:44 pm

KILL THEM ALL!!!
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Post by Davros » Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:54 pm

Brown snake season, GWS season and funnel web season coming up. Lovely.


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Post by tootr » Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:05 am

For those interested, here are some stats from the DPI tagging program.
(Non target species include grey nurse, various whalers, rays, and a mako)
(The Coffs and Forster programs started in Jul-Aug 17)

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Legion » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:36 pm

Jeez. They're doing alright on the whites. More information would be good, like juvies or not, specific location etc.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by steve shearer » Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:01 pm

They are all juvey/sub-adults. I think the largest was caught in Evans around the 4m mark.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:03 pm

Bright future ahead for us.

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