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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Rustt » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:22 am

They are actually yelling, hit the cnut.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am

My wife gets up early to exercise. She puts the tele on while she does whatever it is that she does.
At 5:30 and 6 there are two Flipper shows back to back.
She's really getting into it. Loves the innocent ridiculousness.
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:45 am

I love that girl.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by black duck » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am

offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
Does she do it while you're having sex?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beerfan » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:59 am

You could be serious if you're going to ask that sort of thing black duck, it's not something to be flippant about

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:19 pm

black duck wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
Does she do it while you're having sex?
No but I'm afraid if Flipper were here right now, that slimy cetacean would cuckold my landlubbin arse.
Mrs. Offshore's porpoise impressions are a little too heartfelt now that I think about it.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:57 pm

offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:19 pm
black duck wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
Does she do it while you're having sex?
No but I'm afraid if Flipper were here right now, that slimy cetacean would cuckold my landlubbin arse.
Mrs. Offshore's porpoise impressions are a little too heartfelt now that I think about it.
When you sell her to SeaWorld will you freight her or swim her down behind a boat ?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by RickyG » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:38 pm

Got a few fun little peelers in the corner at Tuncurry breakwall this morning. Nice 8)
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beerfan » Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:00 pm

RickyG wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:38 pm
Got a few fun little peelers in the corner at Tuncurry breakwall this morning. Nice 8)

Some fun waves there next to that breakwall huh?!

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Hatchnam » Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:26 pm

Breakwall beachies are the bestest
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Wubic Pig » Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:57 pm

black duck wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
Does she do it while you're having sex?
Only when he tries to stick it in her bottom... you know - "nyet nyet, nyet nyet"
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by RickyG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:38 am

Beerfan wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:00 pm
RickyG wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:38 pm
Got a few fun little peelers in the corner at Tuncurry breakwall this morning. Nice 8)

Some fun waves there next to that breakwall huh?!
As long as you get there before the wind picks up.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:50 am

Tuncurry breakwall huh! How do you like your sharks Ricky.??
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:43 am

Arguably the sharkiest spot in Australia by Dorsal posts.

Went out for a paddle yesterday and was pretty much thinking....I'm way too jet lagged to handle this. Particularly after three weeks of gluttony and boozing across Europe. Managed to eventually snare one good one and a couple of average ones from the pack. Don't any of these people have a job to go to?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Over55yrs » Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:41 pm

Yesterday just south on NC's competition - some fun and no beginners, kooks but as always Brazilians.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:51 pm

Ricky don't care about sharks
He's even more core than shearer
Erase.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:59 pm

Lucky I had a surf yesterday. Silly season seems to have started at Bondi. The high temps brings the early season Westies.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by RickyG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:59 pm

Drailed wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:50 am
Tuncurry breakwall huh! How do you like your sharks Ricky.??
Interesting you mention that. I was out there again this morning (lumpy and wind-affected). A couple of locals pointed out a chopper off to the north buzzing around. 'That's the shark-spotter'. There was a heap of birds and dolphins having a feast on bait fish out the back, and with the chopper hanging around I decided to head in, wondering how they communicate if they spot a shark. As I was walking through the dunes the chopper came right down and they announced on a speaker that there was shark in the river (I'd be surprised if there wasn't).

Even better I was there with my son this afternoon pushing him onto a few waves on my longboard. Probably should have gone elsewhere :lol:
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