Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
They are actually yelling, hit the cnut.
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My wife gets up early to exercise. She puts the tele on while she does whatever it is that she does.
At 5:30 and 6 there are two Flipper shows back to back.
She's really getting into it. Loves the innocent ridiculousness.
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
At 5:30 and 6 there are two Flipper shows back to back.
She's really getting into it. Loves the innocent ridiculousness.
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
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Does she do it while you're having sex?
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You could be serious if you're going to ask that sort of thing black duck, it's not something to be flippant about
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No but I'm afraid if Flipper were here right now, that slimy cetacean would cuckold my landlubbin arse.
Mrs. Offshore's porpoise impressions are a little too heartfelt now that I think about it.
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When you sell her to SeaWorld will you freight her or swim her down behind a boat ?offshore1 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:19 pmNo but I'm afraid if Flipper were here right now, that slimy cetacean would cuckold my landlubbin arse.
Mrs. Offshore's porpoise impressions are a little too heartfelt now that I think about it.
Re: Where did you surf today ?
Got a few fun little peelers in the corner at Tuncurry breakwall this morning. Nice
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Ricky gets my vote. I hate undercover tards.
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Only when he tries to stick it in her bottom... you know - "nyet nyet, nyet nyet"
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As long as you get there before the wind picks up.
andy2476 wrote:
Ricky gets my vote. I hate undercover tards.
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Tuncurry breakwall huh! How do you like your sharks Ricky.??
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable
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Arguably the sharkiest spot in Australia by Dorsal posts.
Went out for a paddle yesterday and was pretty much thinking....I'm way too jet lagged to handle this. Particularly after three weeks of gluttony and boozing across Europe. Managed to eventually snare one good one and a couple of average ones from the pack. Don't any of these people have a job to go to?
Went out for a paddle yesterday and was pretty much thinking....I'm way too jet lagged to handle this. Particularly after three weeks of gluttony and boozing across Europe. Managed to eventually snare one good one and a couple of average ones from the pack. Don't any of these people have a job to go to?
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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Yesterday just south on NC's competition - some fun and no beginners, kooks but as always Brazilians.
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Ricky don't care about sharks
He's even more core than shearer
He's even more core than shearer
Erase.
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Lucky I had a surf yesterday. Silly season seems to have started at Bondi. The high temps brings the early season Westies.
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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Interesting you mention that. I was out there again this morning (lumpy and wind-affected). A couple of locals pointed out a chopper off to the north buzzing around. 'That's the shark-spotter'. There was a heap of birds and dolphins having a feast on bait fish out the back, and with the chopper hanging around I decided to head in, wondering how they communicate if they spot a shark. As I was walking through the dunes the chopper came right down and they announced on a speaker that there was shark in the river (I'd be surprised if there wasn't).
Even better I was there with my son this afternoon pushing him onto a few waves on my longboard. Probably should have gone elsewhere
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Ricky gets my vote. I hate undercover tards.
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