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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Rustt » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:42 am

The day before the Kiwi bloke got taken at Cactus in 2000, the local primary school was have a day out at the beach either the day before or a couple of days before, my understanding it was just west of caves. The talk around the town was about what a magical day they had with a pack of dolphins that came in and played with the kids all day, could be a coincidence but the people there say looking back at it it seemed like the dolphins were creating a barrier. Just a story I have heard a few times from a couple of different local sources, we all know how stories grow.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by buddy » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:06 am

I had the dolphins circling around me at dusk at north wall and it felt like they were creating a barrier. Next morning that blonde kid got bit on the leg.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:46 am

Lol, Dolphins aren't creating a barrier guys. They don't give a fcck.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by buddy » Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:17 am

They don't give a fcuk about cnuts. That's science.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Rustt » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:42 pm

Drailed wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:46 am
Lol, Dolphins aren't creating a barrier guys. They don't give a fcck.
Oh yes they do

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:32 am

They laugh like Flipper when you get attacked.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Rustt » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:22 am

They are actually yelling, hit the cnut.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am

My wife gets up early to exercise. She puts the tele on while she does whatever it is that she does.
At 5:30 and 6 there are two Flipper shows back to back.
She's really getting into it. Loves the innocent ridiculousness.
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:45 am

I love that girl.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by black duck » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am

offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
Does she do it while you're having sex?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beerfan » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:59 am

You could be serious if you're going to ask that sort of thing black duck, it's not something to be flippant about
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:19 pm

black duck wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
Does she do it while you're having sex?
No but I'm afraid if Flipper were here right now, that slimy cetacean would cuckold my landlubbin arse.
Mrs. Offshore's porpoise impressions are a little too heartfelt now that I think about it.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:57 pm

offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:19 pm
black duck wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
Does she do it while you're having sex?
No but I'm afraid if Flipper were here right now, that slimy cetacean would cuckold my landlubbin arse.
Mrs. Offshore's porpoise impressions are a little too heartfelt now that I think about it.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by RickyG » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:38 pm

Got a few fun little peelers in the corner at Tuncurry breakwall this morning. Nice 8)
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beerfan » Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:00 pm

RickyG wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:38 pm
Got a few fun little peelers in the corner at Tuncurry breakwall this morning. Nice 8)

Some fun waves there next to that breakwall huh?!
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Hatchnam » Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:26 pm

Breakwall beachies are the bestest
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Wubic Pig » Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:57 pm

black duck wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am
offshore1 wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am
And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.
Does she do it while you're having sex?
Only when he tries to stick it in her bottom... you know - "nyet nyet, nyet nyet"
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by RickyG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:38 am

Beerfan wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:00 pm
RickyG wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:38 pm
Got a few fun little peelers in the corner at Tuncurry breakwall this morning. Nice 8)

Some fun waves there next to that breakwall huh?!
As long as you get there before the wind picks up.
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