Quiver thread

[crabmeat thompson]

i might start shaping, just so i can release that model!

[saltman]

Step towards the light in the tunnel

[Beerfan]

i might start shaping, just so i can release that model!

There's could be a whole series. The raging roid etc

[Nick Carroll]

The Engorged Organ.

[saltman]

Smoking Gun

[crabmeat thompson]

The french whistler

the Hot Carl

Daddy's Mooseknuckle

etc etc ...

[ctd]

The Bleached Anus. That's a marketing gold mine right there.

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[Davros]

I'd buy a board called The Bleached Anus or maybe the Dr Jelly Finger possibly Pussy Whiskers?

"The Bleached Anus is the ultimate all round surfboard. The extra volume under your flaccid bum cheeks not only makes surfing a dream, but gives you so much speed on an open face. The outline is very similar to an old school twin fin from the nose, with a tight pin tail through the bottom giving it plenty of speed, but maintaining the ability to get into those tighter areas"

^^^^Change as required to sell "The Bleached Anus"

Funnily enough I have just slightly changed the Hypto Kryto blurb

[JET01]

The marketing possibilities really are endless.

The Bleached Anus.... all you need is a little water, and you're sure to find your way into a tight cavity...

The Bleached Anus... perfect for blow ins

The Bleached Anus... don't forget to wax for maximum enjoyment

[crabmeat thompson]

And! weekend warriors, don't despair. your bleached anus is forgiving!

[Davros]

"Hi Crabmeat,

I'm so stoked with my Bleached Anus..."

[Beerfan]

And! weekend warriors, don't despair. your bleached anus is forgiving!

Woo hoo! We all know the best type of anus is a forgiving anus

[ctd]

surely 'bleached anus - for the cleanest barrel'

[Beanpole]

The Bleached Anus is waiting to give you the ride of your life. Try one today.

[Cranked]

There's a new Gerry Lopez pintail gun at a local boardstore: 7'6 x 21" x 3.1", guessing the nose is around 12.5", tail 12"

Rails are skinny, super sharp edge almost from the middle. Shallow concave in a V. Thick stringer, full gloss and spray.

Should be an easy paddler and handle anything I might go for. $700

[Beerfan]

You'll miss the other 6" of tail width though

[Cranked]

My zots have comparatively skinny little tails, guessing 16" or 16.5"

[surfywurfy]

There's a new Gerry Lopez pintail gun at a local boardstore: 7'6 x 21" x 3.1", guessing the nose is around 12.5", tail 12"

Rails are skinny, super sharp edge almost from the middle. Shallow concave in a V. Thick stringer, full gloss and spray.

Should be an easy paddler and handle anything I might go for. $700

Trusta?