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Step towards the light in the tunnel
steve shearer wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:04 pmLoof is just projecting again, he's been eating his own semen since the age of 10.
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crabmeat thompson wrote:i might start shaping, just so i can release that model!
There's could be a whole series. The raging roid etc
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The Engorged Organ.
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Smoking Gun
steve shearer wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:04 pmLoof is just projecting again, he's been eating his own semen since the age of 10.
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offshore1 wrote:The Bleached Anus. That's a marketing gold mine right there.
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I'd buy a board called The Bleached Anus or maybe the Dr Jelly Finger possibly Pussy Whiskers?
"The Bleached Anus is the ultimate all round surfboard. The extra volume under your flaccid bum cheeks not only makes surfing a dream, but gives you so much speed on an open face. The outline is very similar to an old school twin fin from the nose, with a tight pin tail through the bottom giving it plenty of speed, but maintaining the ability to get into those tighter areas"
^^^^Change as required to sell "The Bleached Anus"
Funnily enough I have just slightly changed the Hypto Kryto blurb
"The Bleached Anus is the ultimate all round surfboard. The extra volume under your flaccid bum cheeks not only makes surfing a dream, but gives you so much speed on an open face. The outline is very similar to an old school twin fin from the nose, with a tight pin tail through the bottom giving it plenty of speed, but maintaining the ability to get into those tighter areas"
^^^^Change as required to sell "The Bleached Anus"
Funnily enough I have just slightly changed the Hypto Kryto blurb
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The marketing possibilities really are endless.
The Bleached Anus.... all you need is a little water, and you're sure to find your way into a tight cavity...
The Bleached Anus... perfect for blow ins
The Bleached Anus... don't forget to wax for maximum enjoyment
The Bleached Anus.... all you need is a little water, and you're sure to find your way into a tight cavity...
The Bleached Anus... perfect for blow ins
The Bleached Anus... don't forget to wax for maximum enjoyment
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"Hi Crabmeat,
I'm so stoked with my Bleached Anus..."
I'm so stoked with my Bleached Anus..."
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Woo hoo! We all know the best type of anus is a forgiving anuscrabmeat thompson wrote:And! weekend warriors, don't despair. your bleached anus is forgiving!
we are the angry mob
We read the papers everyday
We like who we like, we hate who we hate
But we're also easily swayed
We read the papers everyday
We like who we like, we hate who we hate
But we're also easily swayed
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surely 'bleached anus - for the cleanest barrel'
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The Bleached Anus is waiting to give you the ride of your life. Try one today.
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There's a new Gerry Lopez pintail gun at a local boardstore: 7'6 x 21" x 3.1", guessing the nose is around 12.5", tail 12"
Rails are skinny, super sharp edge almost from the middle. Shallow concave in a V. Thick stringer, full gloss and spray.
Should be an easy paddler and handle anything I might go for. $700
Rails are skinny, super sharp edge almost from the middle. Shallow concave in a V. Thick stringer, full gloss and spray.
Should be an easy paddler and handle anything I might go for. $700
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You'll miss the other 6" of tail width though 

we are the angry mob
We read the papers everyday
We like who we like, we hate who we hate
But we're also easily swayed
We read the papers everyday
We like who we like, we hate who we hate
But we're also easily swayed
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My zots have comparatively skinny little tails, guessing 16" or 16.5" 

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Trusta?Cranked wrote:There's a new Gerry Lopez pintail gun at a local boardstore: 7'6 x 21" x 3.1", guessing the nose is around 12.5", tail 12"
Rails are skinny, super sharp edge almost from the middle. Shallow concave in a V. Thick stringer, full gloss and spray.
Should be an easy paddler and handle anything I might go for. $700
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