Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
I was in the water with an actor from Home and Away this evening.
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You had a bath with Alf Stewart ?petulance wrote:I was in the water with an actor from Home and Away this evening.
Flaming heck
steve shearer wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:04 pmLoof is just projecting again, he's been eating his own semen since the age of 10.
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Sorry. Actor and Home and Away don't go together.petulance wrote:I was in the water with an actor from Home and Away this evening.
I curse their head & all the hairs of their head; I curse their face, their brain, their mouth, their nose, their tongue, their teeth, their forehead, their shoulders, their breast, their heart, their stomach, their back, their womb, their arms, their legs, their hands, their feet & all their body, from the top of their head to the soles of their feet, before and behind, within and without
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I had a collision with a kook on a softie. Had been enjoying the warm water till then.
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I bobbed around for an hour on an outside bank hoping the tiny windswell would peak at 1 ft
I was wrong
I was wrong
steve shearer wrote: ↑Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:04 pmLoof is just projecting again, he's been eating his own semen since the age of 10.
Re: Where did you surf today ?
Crappy little waves at Bondi….then managed to snare a park at Tama so I paddled out there. bigger but still dodgy. Helicopter was buzzing around out the back when I got out.
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Curly NE 3/10
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saltman wrote:I bobbed around for an hour on an outside bank hoping the tiny windswell would peak at 1 ft
I was wrong
it was cack, hey?
spewing there was no waves. Just got a skin cancer cut out of my cheek/ jaw. Outta the water for a week now.
at some stage in the next week it's going to pump.
Re: Where did you surf today ?
Not this weekend, I'm on the coast
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alakaboo wrote:Not this weekend, I'm on the coast
you feeling like hanging around longer to make me feel better?
not in that way, you pervert. in the keeping the ocean flat and useless kinda way.
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I'm taking my kids snorkeling at the gorge on Straddie, so expect a little pulse tomorrow afternoon
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DY...........about 1/10 with the NE wind. Highlight was being given a Nova radio goodies bag in the car park (so shows how crap it was). Probably worst attempt at surf in a year.
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didn't get out today, though paddled out yesterday arvo in that appalling knee to not even waist high wind blown junk. used it as an opportunity to take the twinny out and "try new stuff" because i couldn't have given a fk about wasting waves as a result of falling off and blowing turns. tried one of those drop-the-wallet layback snap type moves, where your backfoot is jammed hard against the very back of the tail and your top half acts as the fulcrum with your arms counterbalancing. tried two of them, almost made one. felt fairly radical but probably looked ludicrous. the surf conditions were probably like a typical day in perth.
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So best day of the year then?Davros wrote:Curly NE 3/10
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Lol probably
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