Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by bobjs » Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:44 pm

Cranked wrote:Image
The pic above is of course Bimbimbi House, "the grand old lady of Bermagui".

Its set up as bed and breakfast, perfect for the realsurf official south coast getaway destination. Braithy would of course act as "mine host" and provide various treats for the guests for a nominal fee (Mon to Thurs, 11am - 2pm)
Or back to reality, this:

http://www.realestate.com.au/property-u ... -419195038

$180 per week, 2 bedroom but could sleep five. Furniture not included sadly.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by marauding mullet » Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:46 pm

Cranked wrote:I was thinking of going for a surf yesterday, which is why I checked out the shark situation, I was going to surf at Avalon but they hadn't yet published this sighting: "Public report 2.7m unknown sp. shark sighted 12:01 hrs 26/11, Avalon Beach, Mandurah 200m offshore."
Adelaide's metro beaches had so many sightings last weekend I couldn't keep up. Mostly Whites. Source: West Coast S.A. shark alert FB page. Shark #28 tagged off Balina seems to have taken up residence around Port Lincoln.
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Post by Yuke Hunt » Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:30 pm

marauding mullet wrote: Shark #28 tagged off Balina seems to have taken up residence around Port Lincoln.
How wonderful.
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Post by marauding mullet » Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:42 pm

Take your fcuking shark back Womble
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Post by Cranked » Sun Nov 27, 2016 5:32 pm

Fcuking migrant sharks, send them to Nauru
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Post by Cranked » Sun Nov 27, 2016 5:40 pm

Ahhhhh! I see the problem now.

Back in the day, we knew there were sharks everywhere, but we had a deal with them, an agreement, unspoken but nevertheless ironclad: we happily shared the ocean and they left us alone. But that's all changed now.

I'm blaming it on those migrant sharks. They moved in, mannerless and ignorant, and willi nilli, started attacking and killing humans, noooo fcuking idea about civilised behaviour.
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Post by Beanpole » Sun Nov 27, 2016 5:43 pm

I reckon the demise of the grey nurse has something to do with it.
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Post by Cranked » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:59 am

Perth: 15 shark sightings in the last 24 hours (excluding tagged shark receiver reports)

http://www.sharksmart.com.au/shark-activity/
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Post by crabmeat thompson » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:00 am

Beanpole wrote:I reckon the demise of the grey nurse has something to do with it.

one of, if not thee biggest tragedies of our time. the majestic grey nurse is almost no more.
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Post by Cranked » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:57 am

I'm pretty sure it was a grey nurse that I fell on top of last year. They also confirmed (not sure how? teeth marks?) that it was a grey nurse that bit a young guy just a kilometer down the coast around the same time. So there's still a few in WA.
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Post by Yuke Hunt » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:18 pm

I take it that you're not talking about ageing ladies working in the health sector.
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Post by Cranked » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:47 pm

Fcukin' lol womble
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Post by Cranked » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:46 pm

Cranked wrote:Perth: 15 shark sightings in the last 24 hours (excluding tagged shark receiver reports)

http://www.sharksmart.com.au/shark-activity/
25 now
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Yuke Hunt » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:59 am

Todays encounter, just south of Foster.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by swvic » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:29 am

Looks like a wobbegong












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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Trev » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:32 am

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Davros » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:38 am

So much salmon running, juve GWS been munching on them from Central Coast up towards Forster. Hawks Nest must be teeming with whites right now.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by shaunmorrison » Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:13 pm

what was an old dick like that doing on a short board?

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