Thoughts on the Corona

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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by offshore1 » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:19 pm

godsavethequeen wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:20 pm
Your son can’t see it because he’s not a member. Kayu can because he is. And you can check this by doing a very quick search to see if kayu has ever posted in Tangents. Which he has.
Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Back in my day, EVERYONE could see Tangents, members or no, without fear or favour. These are dark days my friends, DARK DAYS. Restricting Tangents was just the first shot across the bow, signaling the beginning of the end for the world as we know it. Next came the "no new members allowed" dictate.
I blame Don. I call it the Don-eez Virus.
Don, for the love of all that is holy, tear down that wall! Allow present and
future Realsurfers, once again, as in days of yore, to come together as a solid phalanx of brine brothers, and help us lead the rest of the world to join us in the broad sunlit uplands of Realsurf's long standing tradition of international cooperation.
Even though Wales... *bites tongue *

BTW GStQ, my boy just flew out of Heathrow on his way back home.
What a cluster fcuk that study abroad came to be.
My older boy's semester in Thailand was a cakewalk in comparison.

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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by godsavethequeen » Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:11 am

Offy, I hope you don’t mind me calling you a knob back there. You were getting a little hysterical and needed a firm crack across the chops. Glad offshore1.5 has made it home. Hopefully that brief sojourn in the motherland will have imparted a welcome dose of stiff upper lip. Stay safe you lunatic
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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by offshore1 » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:34 am

Well, after leaving Heathrow, 1.5 has a sudden urge to leave the Union. I had to tell him that ship had sailed from here in 1865.

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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by --++sunstroke++-- » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:50 pm

Good news everyone!

You cannot "catch" Corona / Covid19

However, your body can make Corona virus if you have an unhealthy diet / lifestyle.

So keep pigging on Maccas / UFK / Pizza Slut / Burger Queen - esp those vegie burgers, you'll get man boobs in no time with the extra estrogen packed into those mofos! Smoke a pack a day, get Beanpole levels of drunkenness, your body will love it! LOVE IT!

I know this post is a bit cryptic but in time you will get your answers*


*Maybe from me, maybe not, free choice!
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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by swvic » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:00 pm

Fcuken lol 😂
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by Beanpole » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:19 pm

Welcome back, Sunny.
Using alcohol to make corona virus is a novel idea.

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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by --++sunstroke++-- » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:40 pm

Beanpole wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:19 pm
Welcome back, Sunny.
Using alcohol to make corona virus is a novel idea.
You being an alcoholic is a
novel
idea.

Well maybe not Novel, but might sell 20 copies. Given to your friends & family. At xmas & birthdays. I mean who does that?
"The American people hated Hillary so bad, that they voted for a guy they hated even worse. Just to rub it in!

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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by Beanpole » Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:11 pm

Novel Covid 19 is the name.

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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:26 pm

‘While we fixate on coronavirus, Earth is hurtling towards a catastrophe worse than the dinosaur extinction’

Climate changers feeling neglected
Erase.

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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by --++sunstroke++-- » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:42 pm

The Mighty Sunbird wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:26 pm
‘While we fixate on coronavirus, Earth is hurtling towards a catastrophe worse than the dinosaur extinction’

Climate changers feeling neglected

Reckon CO2 levels would be much lower, oil's down to $20 odd a barrel, but yes still taking the attention away from the ecofascists.
"The American people hated Hillary so bad, that they voted for a guy they hated even worse. Just to rub it in!

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Re: Thoughts on the Corona

Post by bobjs » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:48 pm

It’s nice not having to have the in-laws over for dinner all the time though.

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