Cutbacks on a longboard

[giba-giga]

This thread is great, it is a wind up though isn't? Buzzy asks how to do a cutback and the thread mutates into Joel Tudor and Bonga Perkins can't longboard properly!!!!! You are kidding me!

Buzzy if you want to know how to do a cutback watch One California Day some great logging in that flick apparently Joel Tudor is not too flash but there are some other guys who go OK!!!!!!!

Logging is about glide and having a smile on your dial........my disclaimer is that I am not actually a real logger I just pull my little piggie out on knee to waist high days and my trademark move is standing in the middle of the board with my feet parrallel to the stringer....it's my Christ the Redeemer move...might not be cool but a lot of fun. It's easy to turn and control the board (learnt that trick from Nick Carrol's book).

Roy Stewart: take aim and fire, you were clearly born to entertain so please grace us with some more of your gems

[Cuttlefish]

Here's a a gem from Roy...
"I'm not a shaper. Shapers are gay foam scraping hairdressers".

[Roy_Stewart]

Thankyou Cuttlefish.

[kayu]

Giba-giga , nothin wrong with the old Chriso- Redentor !

[Cuttlefish]

Thankyou Cuttlefish.

It's a gem of derision.
Unfortunately I couldn't find the quote in it's entirety and didn't want to chance a mis-quote by relying on my memory.
I thought it was in the planing area thread on Surfer mag.
I really wish Thomo had actually addressed my simple questions I put to him about his rails/foil.

[Roy_Stewart]

"Of course I'm not a shaper, shapers are gay foam scraping hairdressers who reside in the fashion industry.

I make better boards than they do!"

http://forum.surfermag.com/forum/showfl ... =1&fpart=1

[kayu]

"Of course I'm not a shaper, shapers are gay foam scraping hairdressers who reside in the fashion industry.

I make better boards than they do!"

Actually Roy, you are renowned more for your forum antics , rather than making surfboards..... :?

[Trev]

"Of course I'm not a shaper, shapers are gay foam scraping hairdressers who reside in the fashion industry.

I make better boards than they do!"

Actually Roy, you are renowned more for your forum antics , rather than making surfboards..... :?

^^^^^^

Spot on kayu.

A bit like Anthony Mundine in fact.

[Roy_Stewart]

"Of course I'm not a shaper, shapers are gay foam scraping hairdressers who reside in the fashion industry.

I make better boards than they do!"

Actually Roy, you are renowned more for your forum antics , rather than making surfboards..... :?

The facts are against you on that score, but let's talk about you for a change... . you are a jealous, unintelligent untalented hack with a chip on his shoulder in my opinion.

That's just a preview of your poor character traits later if we have enough time we could discuss your inherited faults ( the ones which you can't change)



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[kayu]

....a bit rarked there Roy.... ...and I thought you were a seeker of the truth !

[Trev]

....a bit rarked there Roy.... ...and I thought you were a seeker of the truth !

Only the truth according to Roy.

[giba-giga]

Roy after reading your quote in full I have to ask, are you David Icke and Geoff McCoy s love child???

Is the (surf) world controlled by three large reptillian alien families and is Kelly Slater really an alien put here to delude us and harvest our cash????


It makes sense....the five fins...banana boards....the wizard sleeve....

Sorry buzzy, this should be a new thread.

[kayu]

There is inherant problems in the surf industry , but all industries are the same when marketing is involved...... (Roy insists that he's the only one who knows the secret) ......

[Grooter]

I still live in hope I'll see Roy actually piloting one of his cruise liners in decent surf. By that I mean decent overhead, hopefully double, at somewhere like Sunset or even Bells when it gets really big

All we've seen so far is Roy doing feet together poo stance squatting on knee-high slop

Always reminds me of this

[Trev]

^^^
There's a bit of elegance in that old ship Hatchy.
And it's not pink.

[Roy_Stewart]

There is inherant problems in the surf industry

Your poor grammar reveals a problem with your logical mind i.e. it doesn't work very well.

For your information it's 'are problems' not 'is problems'.

[Trev]

There is inherant problems in the surf industry

Your poor grammar reveals a problem with your logical mind i.e. it doesn't work very well.

For your information it's 'are problems' not 'is problems'.

It's "inherent", too but doesn't worry me. We can't all have a university degree.
Kayu makes better boards than you do. They're real.

[Roy_Stewart]

There is inherant problems in the surf industry

Your poor grammar reveals a problem with your logical mind i.e. it doesn't work very well.

For your information it's 'are problems' not 'is problems'.

It's "inherent", too but doesn't worry me. We can't all have a university degree.
Kayu makes better boards than you do. They're real.

Poor spelling does not indicate an inability to think logically, whereas the grammatical error does.

Once again you seem to think that some aspects of reality are 'real' while some are not, this indicates a very low level of intelligence.

My longboards are far ahead of Kayu's, his are just regurgitated examples of a 60 year old design mistake.

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