Funniest thing you've ever seen

[Eddie Punchclock]

Couple of years ago, surfing with a friend of a friend, decided an aqua crap was required.Few minutes pass and this dude paddles over for a chat and suddenly stops to inspect something floating next to him.By the time he realises what it is and shoots me a look of confused horror I'm pissing myself so hard I'm crying.classic stealth poo

[craig]

a chick wearing roller blades trying to move her car and put it straight up the arse of another car......she was blonde.

[Chamberess]

a surfer at maroubra with a massive hole near the bum of his wetty,probly trying to do what craig said

[smackthatlip]

Some poor unfortunate drop in on a local enforcer at solid 6ft Raglan and cause them both to wipeout. Their leggies got tangled and they were washed all the way down the point to the boatramp with the interloper copping a spray and the odd short/sharp jab the whole way. Bloody hilarious but everyone in the carpark glad it was'nt them

[Nick Carroll]

A "lady" (using the word under advice) roars up outside a northern beaches cafe (I'll let you guess the suburb, could it possibly be Avalon?!) in a Cadillac Escalade, talking on a mobile phone, gets out still talking, arrogant as all fuck, clearly a real estate agent, walks into the cafe, orders a takeaway coffee. STILL talking on the mobile phone, struts about till the coffee comes, swans out, gets in the Escalade, STILL TALKING on the mobile phone, pulls out from the kerb without looking and is fully sideswiped by some barney backpacker in a Ford Shitbox.

[Chamberess]

back in highschool,went up to my then boyfriend's house in ourimbah (central coast).His best mate came over and i got introed to him.As his mate was driving off down the driveway,he turns to my boyfriend and yells out something,then proceeds to give the...well the sign for giving oral sex to a female...with his free hand as he's looking at us on the verandah.ends up driving straight into a big cement pot holding a bush.

i almost died laughing.my boy and i were both in stitches and then he had to run down and help his mate reverse out after bogging himself

[Partypooper]

Your Face

[Glide]

Clubbies attempting to hoon around in an IRB at Coogee.

The swell was solid. They tried to power through the dredging shorey and take on a set wave. They lost and were absolutely caned by a sucking 5 footer that landed right on them.

The lip punched down right between the guy at the front and the guy driving the thing. They got absolutely blasted.

The two guys and the boat got blasted back to the sand, the boat upside down.

For a moment i thought oh f*ck but then they got up and it was laughs all round, except for the clubbies who were left to right the boat.

[g_u_m_b_y]

Your Face

You just lived up to your name.

[g_u_m_b_y]

Your Face

You just lived up to your name.

[reggie]

2 boogers about to run into the water with their flippers on...

the first ones flipper got caught, he tripped and ate shit... his mate was running right next to him and turned to laugh then he ate shit too...

very amusing

[Nick-W]

HAHHHA, Flippers can be tricky, I got stuck in a shorey one day taking mine off and got slammed several times.

[locky]

Your Face

You just lived up to your name.

Your Face

You just lived up to your name.

you just lived up to your name!!

[fong]

blow ins laying tracks out scotts hd car park in a new ss commodore

4 got tie there boards down..... smash/smash/smash

than as they picking up the remains....the surf club guys come over abuse the shit out 4 speeding thu the car park and hold 'em till the cops come

and that was like 2 hours.....funny...funny shit

[g_u_m_b_y]

Your Face

You just lived up to your name.

Your Face

You just lived up to your name.

you just lived up to your name!!

u got me.

[g_u_m_b_y]

blow ins laying tracks out scotts hd car park in a new ss commodore

4 got tie there boards down..... smash/smash/smash

than as they picking up the remains....the surf club guys come over abuse the shit out 4 speeding thu the car park and hold 'em till the cops come

and that was like 2 hours.....funny...funny shit

Ha ha.

[Octagonal]

The great Tommy Curren in a surf vid did that, running down the water dove in on board fins got stuck in sand, on his a face!!!

[stretch]

a surfer at maroubra with a massive hole near the bum of his wetty,probly trying to do what craig said

OMG! The guy is a mate of mine. I was always so imbarresed to go surfing with him. He never wore undies either.... it wasn't funny.

BTW, he has a new wettie.

sounds like ya nickname has less to do with what ya do (or dont do) in the water and more to do with what ya love to swallow ya dirty cheese lickin mong.