Goofy/Natural

[munch]

u can b part the solution.....or part the problem

gotta agree with fongless, youse have to choose whether youse if you are going to be part of the problem or with us the right foot forward side

[ric_vidal]

Samantha, it isn’t too late, well it may be for the socks, pretty soon Nicknack Carroll will be back from his slumber party in California and he will be labelling us as evil nairdowells like his talented brother.

You won’t regret it, ’cept all those wonderful righthanders up Byron way will need a new approach...

[ric_vidal]

gotta agree with fongless, youse have to choose whether youse if you are going to be part of the problem or with us the right foot forward side

Only stands to reason doesn’t it? Right foot forward, therefore must be right, right?

[Beerfan]

I agree 100% ric!

[Samantha]

You won’t regret it, ’cept all those wonderful righthanders up Byron way will need a new approach...

Yes, this is true. Ive had thoughts that perhaps I could save this new found ability to the lefts of this world...

[Nick Carroll]

You won’t regret it

as the actress said to the bishop.

Samantha I can only beg of you to listen to your heart in this matter.

I am not one to preach hate toward our poor goofyfooted brethren. It's more a case of "love the sinner, hate the sin". Some of my BEST FRIENDS are goofies. But to a man these are GOOD goofies. They have learned not to surrender to their vile impulses. Unlike my brother whose lack of moral fibre makes me very sad.

I say your sock-sliding is leading you inescapably to the path of righteousness. And I DO MEAN "right".

[ric_vidal]

You won’t regret it

as the actress said to the bishop.

Sammi, youse didn’t tell us you were an actress

Just ’cause youse is folically challenged, doesn’t make you a bishop Knicknack, although, youse would look pretty good in one of ’em robes an all.

[munch]

Nick Knack preaching to the those who have been rightfoot forwardly converted is a waste of your and my time

I think you'd be better off spending your time preaching to those who will be leftfoot forward in this world when it ends and dammed to an eternity in hell, while those of us who have lived a are rightfoot forwardly existence will be surfing perfect waves for the rest of eternity

[Nick Carroll]

BLASPHEMY!

Let's face it, the only good thing about a goofy is that occasionally you can persuade 'em to split a peak.

Though not when their initials are T and C. We all know how that ends.

[ric_vidal]

BLASPHEMY!

Lots of religious overtures Bishop Kni©kna©k, youse seen the light when in the USofA?

[munch]

blood is thicker than water, eh
maybe not salt water
or maybe just for the carrolls

Anyway I suppose we should all give nick knack praise for providing us with the golden child .... but thats it

[ric_vidal]

give nick knack praise for providing us with the golden child .... but thats it

a simple X chromosome, I thank his good wife, although I suspect sure she deserves our pity

[fong]

fu.ckin just missed out on the sickest fishin reel on ebay by 25 cents

i'm so piss off right now i'd give kreepy krawlys poodle a bone

F.UCK

[kreepykrawly]

none of my collection of poodles eat anymore
...but thanks for the offer

Its kinda funny the other day i was surfing at The Joey and i accidentally dropped in on a kook(who miraculously made the section). I honestly didnt think he was going to make it based on what i saw of his surfing before.
So he comes up behind me and starts screaming his head off!!
so as he is screaming i switched foot and told him to F-ck off and continued surfing the wave to the beach. you should have seen the look on his face....priceless.
I cant really surf all that good on my switchfoot side but i can surf either way if i have to.

[kreepykrawly]

Samantha just the fact that you own two socks that will allow you to slide on a floor proves without doubt you are natural

You see apart from the spastic convolsions whilst surfing, the thing that truly marks goofies apart is their total lack of moral fibre. Goofies are spineless, demented, deviant creatures. They are slobbering, sweating neanderthal beasts, excreting vile fluids from every orifice and pore. When their hands are not dragging on the ground they'll have one wrapped firmly around their shamefully impotent genitals going ten to the dozen, whilst the other hand is engaged in a furious game of stink finger. whipping from their anus to nose and back like a dog chasing it's tail.

There is not one goofy member of these forums that could possibly own even one sock that isn't either soiled and wet like a rotten mackerel or caked as hard as cement, with the putrid waste from their evil, self loathsome touching.

Im starting to like your style

[Hawkeye]

Is it really possible...can you live a normal life and be a goofy?

No, it's just not natural.

Grooaan!

[ric_vidal]

Ah ha, I’ve got it (the drugs didn’t work), surfing is like a poetic dance on water, no?

Well do you lead with your right foot or left foot? Oh bugger, I think I just made a case for the naturals!

Case finally closed for me, I feel like a gimp least I’m not cacky-handed.

[Samantha]

Samantha just the fact that you own two socks that will allow you to slide on a floor proves without doubt you are natural

You see apart from the spastic convolsions whilst surfing, the thing that truly marks goofies apart is their total lack of moral fibre. Goofies are spineless, demented, deviant creatures. They are slobbering, sweating neanderthal beasts, excreting vile fluids from every orifice and pore. When their hands are not dragging on the ground they'll have one wrapped firmly around their shamefully impotent genitals going ten to the dozen, whilst the other hand is engaged in a furious game of stink finger. whipping from their anus to nose and back like a dog chasing it's tail.

There is not one goofy member of these forums that could possibly own even one sock that isn't either soiled and wet like a rotten mackerel or caked as hard as cement, with the putrid waste from their evil, self loathsome touching.

That is filthy. Some concepts and words a fledgling like myself has not come across as yet. I showed this post to some friends and they said you probably go up to gaggles of teenage girls and do something like this to them...with the excuse its a community service annoucement...if you surf goofy you could end up like this...