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people who only surf in summer

Post by mustkillmulloway » Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:04 pm

c'mon....there are plenty u :lol:

i as someone who surfs year round ( admittly it never gets cold up here) i just want say

go too the bottom picking order u limp , weak little try hards
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by speedneedle » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:29 am

Fong thats so hardcore...coming from a Queenslander.

I mean, if you were near the border, I might credit it, seeing as you need to dust off the springsuit in August...

But Noosa?

Ha.

I remember once taking a guy from Maroochydore for a surf in the pit of winter. His dick shrunk all the way back inverted...

Come visit me mate, with your boardies.

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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by Cpt.Caveman » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:12 am

lol, you do only surf in summer fong, its always summer up there :P
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by Grooter » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:10 am

speedneedle wrote:Fong thats so hardcore...coming from a Queenslander.

I mean, if you were near the border, I might credit it, seeing as you need to dust off the springsuit in August...

But Noosa?

Ha.

I remember once taking a guy from Maroochydore for a surf in the pit of winter. His dick shrunk all the way back inverted...

Come visit me mate, with your boardies.

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After that swing over my way Fong, we'll go for a surf in Westernport Bay when a storm is howling and the swell is around 2 - 3 metres (which means it'll be about 4 -6 on the Bass Strait beaches)

I bet you'll squeal like a bitch :D
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by Spoon » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:11 am

Ringmaster and Hatchey and all the other Viccos are going to love this one, their water is always cold. Fong, July up your way the water temp would still be around 20.
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by oldman » Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:04 pm

It's fast approaching the time when I think I will only surf outside of summer.

The crowds just do my head in. It's not just other surfers, it's the hoards, the cars, the lack of parking etc.

If it ain't a dawn session it really is hard to justify.
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by alakaboo » Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:12 pm

I've given up surfing on the weekends in Sydney for the same reason. Fortunately I have a flexible job, and it'll be even more so come next year.
If i go to the beach on the weekend, I walk, and make sandcastles with my kids. Far, far more enjoyable than surfing at a crowded beachbreak where half the muppets are going right on lefts.

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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by Karlos » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:07 pm

oldman wrote:It's fast approaching the time when I think I will only surf outside of summer.

The crowds just do my head in. It's not just other surfers, it's the hoards, the cars, the lack of parking etc.

If it ain't a dawn session it really is hard to justify.
Most all of my surfing is the early session before work. I rarely bother even looking at it on the weekends.

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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by Grooter » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:16 pm

iggy wrote: damn straight..
the solution is to treat any new 'summer' faces in the line up with nothing but contempt..
not necessarily by dropping in, but more so by employing a similar tactic as the seagull that puffs up its chest and storms straight in to get the chip..
this will ensure your wave count during summer is on par with what it is during winter..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Must admit I never employ the "seagull" tactic, I simply just drop in on them :D

Pretty easy to spot them, by the time they paddle out they're puffing harder than a steam train, either that or they fall off almost every time. Watching them flounder in the rips at places like Gunnamatta is always an amusing past-time too!
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by Grooter » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:06 pm

Localism and iggy

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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by alakaboo » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:16 pm

surely with your wingspan you'd be more of an albatross?

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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by Kunji » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:29 pm

alakaboo wrote:surely with your wingspan you'd be more of an albatross?
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by Grooter » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:41 pm

^^^

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I only just got that one!
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by alakaboo » Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:44 pm

iggy wrote:surfed with kylie the other weekend, on a peak that had no less than 50 people on it, with 4-5 people taking off on the same wave, and she commented that every time she turned around i was picking off a set and riding it all the way to the beach.
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by mustkillmulloway » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:07 pm

look wiggy and others

we might have warm water, but our wind chill factor gets up there :shock:

sometimes...even in summer...u got wear a rashie :idea:
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by Cpt.Caveman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:59 pm

mustkillmulloway wrote:look wiggy and others

we might have warm water, but our wind chill factor gets up there :shock:

sometimes...even in summer...u got wear a rashie :idea:
thats for the heat rash fong...
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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by maraetai » Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:46 am

Summer on the east coast is mainly 2ft wind affected bluebottle infested close period slop anyway. I find it hard to take anyone who wants to fight over it seriously.
Went out on the weekend at sparrows fart and shared a little peak with a few guys until the wind got into it. Wouldn't have bothered if there had been more in the water.
Heading to the South Island NZ over summer where the waters still cold and there are still a few uncrowded places.

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Re: people who only surf in summer

Post by otway1949 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:18 pm

maraetai wrote:Summer on the east coast is mainly 2ft wind affected bluebottle infested close period slop anyway. I find it hard to take anyone who wants to fight over it seriously.
Went out on the weekend at sparrows fart and shared a little peak with a few guys until the wind got into it. Wouldn't have bothered if there had been more in the water.
Heading to the South Island NZ over summer where the waters still cold and there are still a few uncrowded places.
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