people who only surf in summer
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people who only surf in summer
c'mon....there are plenty u
i as someone who surfs year round ( admittly it never gets cold up here) i just want say
go too the bottom picking order u limp , weak little try hards
i as someone who surfs year round ( admittly it never gets cold up here) i just want say
go too the bottom picking order u limp , weak little try hards
reginald wrote:Hang on, now all of a sudden I'm the bad guy. How the try again did that happen?
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Re: people who only surf in summer
Fong thats so hardcore...coming from a Queenslander.
I mean, if you were near the border, I might credit it, seeing as you need to dust off the springsuit in August...
But Noosa?
Ha.
I remember once taking a guy from Maroochydore for a surf in the pit of winter. His dick shrunk all the way back inverted...
Come visit me mate, with your boardies.
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I mean, if you were near the border, I might credit it, seeing as you need to dust off the springsuit in August...
But Noosa?
Ha.
I remember once taking a guy from Maroochydore for a surf in the pit of winter. His dick shrunk all the way back inverted...
Come visit me mate, with your boardies.
JD
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Re: people who only surf in summer
lol, you do only surf in summer fong, its always summer up there
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Re: people who only surf in summer
After that swing over my way Fong, we'll go for a surf in Westernport Bay when a storm is howling and the swell is around 2 - 3 metres (which means it'll be about 4 -6 on the Bass Strait beaches)speedneedle wrote:Fong thats so hardcore...coming from a Queenslander.
I mean, if you were near the border, I might credit it, seeing as you need to dust off the springsuit in August...
But Noosa?
Ha.
I remember once taking a guy from Maroochydore for a surf in the pit of winter. His dick shrunk all the way back inverted...
Come visit me mate, with your boardies.
JD
I bet you'll squeal like a bitch
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Re: people who only surf in summer
Ringmaster and Hatchey and all the other Viccos are going to love this one, their water is always cold. Fong, July up your way the water temp would still be around 20.
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Re: people who only surf in summer
It's fast approaching the time when I think I will only surf outside of summer.
The crowds just do my head in. It's not just other surfers, it's the hoards, the cars, the lack of parking etc.
If it ain't a dawn session it really is hard to justify.
The crowds just do my head in. It's not just other surfers, it's the hoards, the cars, the lack of parking etc.
If it ain't a dawn session it really is hard to justify.
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Re: people who only surf in summer
I've given up surfing on the weekends in Sydney for the same reason. Fortunately I have a flexible job, and it'll be even more so come next year.
If i go to the beach on the weekend, I walk, and make sandcastles with my kids. Far, far more enjoyable than surfing at a crowded beachbreak where half the muppets are going right on lefts.
If i go to the beach on the weekend, I walk, and make sandcastles with my kids. Far, far more enjoyable than surfing at a crowded beachbreak where half the muppets are going right on lefts.
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Most all of my surfing is the early session before work. I rarely bother even looking at it on the weekends.oldman wrote:It's fast approaching the time when I think I will only surf outside of summer.
The crowds just do my head in. It's not just other surfers, it's the hoards, the cars, the lack of parking etc.
If it ain't a dawn session it really is hard to justify.
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iggy wrote: damn straight..
the solution is to treat any new 'summer' faces in the line up with nothing but contempt..
not necessarily by dropping in, but more so by employing a similar tactic as the seagull that puffs up its chest and storms straight in to get the chip..
this will ensure your wave count during summer is on par with what it is during winter..
Must admit I never employ the "seagull" tactic, I simply just drop in on them
Pretty easy to spot them, by the time they paddle out they're puffing harder than a steam train, either that or they fall off almost every time. Watching them flounder in the rips at places like Gunnamatta is always an amusing past-time too!
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Re: people who only surf in summer
Localism and iggy
It's possible to hate the filthy world and still love it with an abstract pitying lovesome cnut wrote:There are only two real problems that we face in life, knowing what we want but being unable to know how to get it and/or not knowing what we want
Re: people who only surf in summer
surely with your wingspan you'd be more of an albatross?
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Re: people who only surf in summer
^^^
I only just got that one!
I only just got that one!
It's possible to hate the filthy world and still love it with an abstract pitying lovesome cnut wrote:There are only two real problems that we face in life, knowing what we want but being unable to know how to get it and/or not knowing what we want
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tried that thruster I sold you yet? Hope it goes well for you.iggy wrote:surfed with kylie the other weekend, on a peak that had no less than 50 people on it, with 4-5 people taking off on the same wave, and she commented that every time she turned around i was picking off a set and riding it all the way to the beach.
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Re: people who only surf in summer
look wiggy and others
we might have warm water, but our wind chill factor gets up there
sometimes...even in summer...u got wear a rashie
we might have warm water, but our wind chill factor gets up there
sometimes...even in summer...u got wear a rashie
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Re: people who only surf in summer
thats for the heat rash fong...mustkillmulloway wrote:look wiggy and others
we might have warm water, but our wind chill factor gets up there
sometimes...even in summer...u got wear a rashie
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Re: people who only surf in summer
Summer on the east coast is mainly 2ft wind affected bluebottle infested close period slop anyway. I find it hard to take anyone who wants to fight over it seriously.
Went out on the weekend at sparrows fart and shared a little peak with a few guys until the wind got into it. Wouldn't have bothered if there had been more in the water.
Heading to the South Island NZ over summer where the waters still cold and there are still a few uncrowded places.
Went out on the weekend at sparrows fart and shared a little peak with a few guys until the wind got into it. Wouldn't have bothered if there had been more in the water.
Heading to the South Island NZ over summer where the waters still cold and there are still a few uncrowded places.
Re: people who only surf in summer
Say hello to Mangamaunu for me. try and take a photo of a surfer train and semi coming round the bend at the same time (a master shot)maraetai wrote:Summer on the east coast is mainly 2ft wind affected bluebottle infested close period slop anyway. I find it hard to take anyone who wants to fight over it seriously.
Went out on the weekend at sparrows fart and shared a little peak with a few guys until the wind got into it. Wouldn't have bothered if there had been more in the water.
Heading to the South Island NZ over summer where the waters still cold and there are still a few uncrowded places.
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