You just get funnier and funnier … your face must sport a permanent frown from the constant befuddlement and confusion that reigns supreme and constant inside the underdeveloped brain that rattles like a lonely rock inside the empty truck tray you call a head.guard wrote:Chickens and shit? you are one hell of a lame douchbag.
I was dumbing down what a foamball is for idiots like yourself. I wasnt bagging out kelly slater, i was saying he wont be able to do what some bodyboarders can.
You wont ever either. its simple physics it can not be done.
You are proving yourself to another smntl yet not nearly as funny, maybe funny in a fawlty towers loser weirdo type of way.
I particualy like this one … You wont ever either … its better in full though … I wasnt bagging out kelly slater, i was saying he wont be able to do what some bodyboarders can. You wont ever either. its simple physics it can not be done … go and put the shovel back in the shed … you've already dug a decent enough hole for yourself … thank god for sheltered workshops ... safety scissors and shoes with velcro …
You have a serious problem with self esteem if you have to keep reminding other people how good you think you are ... or are you just trying to convince yourself.
This tasty little entree of insecurity goes fantastically well with an overcooked sense of self importance stuffed into the freshly butchered bowels of the english language and sauteed in the juice of a complete lack of reality … serve this with a side helping of no eye deer and wash the whole tasteless debacle down the gullet with an immature bottle of glass half full stupidity … for desert we recommend a large helping of humble pie.
Um ... I think you may be the one without respect ... in respect to the other post in question ... your post here is proof of that ... the content of which is rather creepy in a violently unhinged kind of way.brendo wrote:womble, theres only one narrow minded ignorant arogant red neck e warrior around here....and thats you. youre posts are constant dribble with no respect for others points of view. you seem to be stating youre claims in youre own little swingin dicks comp that puts your pissant ego at the top of the realsurf heap.
in another thread i made a comment about the goldie paddle out, which a few agreed with what i said, then you come out and carry on like a 10yr old calling me the village idiot. wow! a random middle aged dingbat, with a penchant for writing shit poetry has insulted me e warrior style.
now before you go and write a farken boring post about what a cockhead i am, like the manchild you are,ill offer you a better option. CALL ME. 0425342293. and no DO NOT send e warrior texts, grow some farken balls and call. tell me where you want to meet me and say youre shit to my face.
i wont reply to any further posts from you trying to save face on here by trying to belittle me, you middleaged manchild...step up ADMIN, BAN ME NOW!, this isnt me being an e warrior, this is real
and in your quest to be real surfs ultimate swinging dick....post pics as gaurd has said or fark off you kook.
sure, 15yr old boogers piss me off as much as the next bloke, but i know a few lids who charge, and ive got respect for those guys.
marcus, if youre reading this, this carnt is one of the reasons the forums are on the slide, just ban him and his ip address would ya? do us all a favour.....
im waiting womble....the silence of my phone is deafining
Its the other post that has you riled ... not this nor any other ... I'm sure you will get over it in time ... its not often I get invited out ... thanks for the invitation ...
The dishes are done ...
