The Surfboard Fetish Thread

[Lucky Al]

Have you ever rubbed your cock against up against the rails of your surfboard! Or wrapped your pussy lips around its nose! Or put one its fins up your bum - I mean right up! Then this thread is for you! What brand of board was it? What glorious era! How long! Fat! Shaper? Glasser. Surfboards are so rad and awesome - I want one for every condition. And another one, and another one, and another... for all conditions, under any conditions, no questions asked! I'll suck em off, I'll fuck em hard, I'll roll em over and fart on em when I'm done! ... What about you?

[mical]

To me they're just tools to do the things I want to a wave

[daryl]

Actually... they feel great when you're sliding around pressed up hard

[RickyG]

I'd just like to say I'm more than a little disturbed by Al opening remarks and now Darryl's reply

Any more of you perverts want to own up to anything?

[black duck]

channel bottoms
mmmmmm.....

[dy_fo_life]

a thruster in my double concave almost left me a quad once.

[Grooter]

Quite partial to a couple of concaves feeding into a nice deep channel bottom with a well rounded pin

[Natho]

Frk you blokes are sick.

As for me:

Well Im not into frcking Fish that's for sure.

I couldn't bring myself to put one away with a Fatty (Fat Bat).

But give me a nice, small shorty and quicker than Dolly Dunn Im all over it.

If you show me your nice, long, refined Gun just like George Michael that could well do it for me too.OOOhh Stop it.

[DV8]

Disturbed bunch of fnucks aren't you.

I know somebody who has this problem. Any one know where this friend might find a support group for this sort of thing ?

[Lucky Al]

what problem? you've got the problem if you don't find surfboards sexy. there's nothing funner on a flat day than to get naked in some salty sandy bush, slap a few handfuls of sunscreen on your chest and crotch and thighs, wrap your legs around a stubby thruster and hump it silly.

[steve shearer]

I know someone who humped a jellyfish once.
Dug a hole in the sand and filled it with jellyfish and banged it.

[daisy]

well that explains the sticky patch on the board i got from LA. ewwww.

[Skipper]

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Ok Al, your baiting me aren't you?!

Are you ALL sitting down.
I HAVE ONE BOARD.
QUIVER? >>>THERE'S NO QUIVER HERE >>>YOU HEAR ME>>>NO QUIVER>>> HERE! NO QUIVER.THERE IS NO QUIVER HERE>
AND, I'VE HAD 'ER FOR (take a deep breath now) 18! YEARS.
MADE WITH LOVE IN TASMANIA. SCORED EPIC DAYS AT SOUTH CAPE BAY AMONGST OTHER GREAT TASSY SPOTS IN THE 90's AND PLAYED A SIGNIFICANT PART IN MY PROPOSAL TO MY BELOVED MRS SKIPPER AFTER SHE SUGGESTED I BRING HER ALONG ON ONE OF THOSE FATEFUL TRIPS TO SW CAPE WHEN I HAD MY DOUBTS AS TO CONDITIONS BEING SUITABLE. IT HAS SERVED WELL AND SURVIVED 3 TRIPS TO BALI AND BEING RUN INTO AND SLASHED BY GEEZERS IN iBOND. SURE, I'VE COVETED OTHERS, BUT NEVER HAD UPWARD OF 5HUNGY LONG ENOUGH TO BUY ANOTHER, LET ALONE DISPLAY WANTON PROMISCUITY AS TO DESIRE MULTIPLE PARTNERS.
YOU BLOKES WITH MORE THAN YOUR FAIR SHARE SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

[Skipper]

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By the way, she's a Stranger.

[Lucky Al]

you're ahead of your time, skipper. what with global economic developments and the environment and everything next year or the year after all the professional contest surfers and free surfers will be wandering around with just one trusty board under arm, and the asl board bible will have gone the way of the old testament. that's a beautiful 18-year-old board, by the way. do you mind if i save your pic to the hidden folder on my desktop?

[Lucky Al]

hey daisy i left that bit on especially for you, just wipe it off with the palm your hand and rub on top your head in anti-clockwise direction under a full moon in strong onshore winds - everything ought to be alright after that.

[speedneedle]

Ok then quiver count all you sick fuxers...measure your fetish by the sheeeeer size of the stash.

31

dirty dirty...

Josh

www.joshdowlingshape.com

[elbows]

Goodness me Skip, that is a truley moving tale.

As for me,

once the wax gets a little dirty its time for a fresh one.