Front shoulder pain.
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Just go easy on the fellatio for now...
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Sage advice, Pig. Will take it
Until when do you reckon?
Until when do you reckon?
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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"take it"?
Should be fine.
Giving however.
🤯
Should be fine.
Giving however.
🤯
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You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
Re: Front shoulder pain.
Chuck a wig on and it could happen if Loofy’s near
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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Fellatio will not hinder your rehab from either position.
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geez, i've just caught up on this. wishing you n wubic a full recovery, swvic.
wow check out buddy, with all the lingo.
how good would a procedure to increase flexibility to self fellate be.
wow check out buddy, with all the lingo.
how good would a procedure to increase flexibility to self fellate be.
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There used to be that rumour in the 90s that Marilyn Manson had his 12th ribs removed to improve his flexibility to self fellate.
Turned out to be bullshit I think.
Turned out to be bullshit I think.
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And of course there was the Bill Hicks segment referring to why don't all women please their lovers.
Actually, uh, a woman one night yelled: “Yeah, did you ever try it?” I Said “Yeah… …almost broke my back.” It’s one vertebra, I swear to God, it’s that close. . I think that vertebra is gonna be the next thing to go in the next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent PRAYER!
And now all the guys are going: “Honey I have no idea what he’s talking about. I think he’s a devil-child.” That may be true but guys… …yyyyyyyyyyou know what I’m talking about. I can speak for every guy here in this room tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you would be in this room alone right now, …watching an empty stage.
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Thanks again, buddy. I’ll keep it in mind
And cheers to you too, skip
Little update. Got through the night without pain meds. Had my last slow release palexia this morning coupled with panadol. Only have 2 rapid release palexia left, but have panadeine forte if required
Swelling down a little today, probably thanks to buddy’s advice which I followed. Also did not do pm pendulum exercises yesterday as I thought that position + (minor) centripetal force may contribute to fluid. Have to keep it mobile so about to do them now. I’ve marked and measured my arm at 3 points to monitor swelling so hopefully it’s peaked. Called the surgeon’s rooms, but only spoke with reception. Told her what I was doing, but doubt she understood. All I got was swelling is to be expected and call back if it gets worse
Thanks to you all. I really hope this place remains an ongoing concern as it often produces gold
And cheers to you too, skip
Little update. Got through the night without pain meds. Had my last slow release palexia this morning coupled with panadol. Only have 2 rapid release palexia left, but have panadeine forte if required
Swelling down a little today, probably thanks to buddy’s advice which I followed. Also did not do pm pendulum exercises yesterday as I thought that position + (minor) centripetal force may contribute to fluid. Have to keep it mobile so about to do them now. I’ve marked and measured my arm at 3 points to monitor swelling so hopefully it’s peaked. Called the surgeon’s rooms, but only spoke with reception. Told her what I was doing, but doubt she understood. All I got was swelling is to be expected and call back if it gets worse
Thanks to you all. I really hope this place remains an ongoing concern as it often produces gold
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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pendulum exercise would be beneficial if anything to getting rid of fluid.
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Self fellating would get rid of some too
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Not as flexible as I once was
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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And here’s me thinking the opposite was true. Isn’t that what we encourage from our womenfolk?
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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It affects your salt water balance.
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This knowledge is enlightening
Real question for you again, buddy, if you’d be so generous
My initial rehab exercise program is set for 6 weeks (2 down tomorrow) until I see a physio. It’s pretty rigid re range of movement, reps and weight baring (none). However, I’ve started to extend the first two parameters just a little without adding to pain or even real discomfort. Is this wise?
Feels like I’m doing good rather than harm and my only concern is if it’s due to internal sutures rather than muscular flexibility. I have thought the program may generally be tailored to older, less flexible folk, but the last thing I want is to fcuk it up
Real question for you again, buddy, if you’d be so generous
My initial rehab exercise program is set for 6 weeks (2 down tomorrow) until I see a physio. It’s pretty rigid re range of movement, reps and weight baring (none). However, I’ve started to extend the first two parameters just a little without adding to pain or even real discomfort. Is this wise?
Feels like I’m doing good rather than harm and my only concern is if it’s due to internal sutures rather than muscular flexibility. I have thought the program may generally be tailored to older, less flexible folk, but the last thing I want is to fcuk it up
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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