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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by Cranked » Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:59 am

Fcuk me!

When boo wrote:

"Smooth, rolls very well. Still breaking in the wheels and figuring out the bushing looseness I can get away with."

I thought he was trying to get his skateboard to roll faster by loosening the wheel nuts which was completely daft.

I was politely trying to point that out to him.

Now in the light of that you can all go back and re-read what the fcuk I was saying.
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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by godsavethequeen » Mon Sep 07, 2020 4:44 am

Just to let you know, your explanation is at the “I tripped over backwards, naked, and unfortunately landed anus first on this exceptionally well lubricated traffic cone” level of plausibility, Cranked
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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by Cranked » Mon Sep 07, 2020 5:55 am

Thats complete bullshit Godsave.
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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by offshore1 » Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:09 am

Uh, Cranked, this is Croissy Fandango, can you hear me? *



*excerpt from young dammit101's guest appearance on Toast of London.

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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by Cranked » Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:13 am

There's only a handful of people I have any respect for on this forum, time to go I reckon.
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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by offshore1 » Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:17 am

WJW
C'mon cranky, you're better than that. You stayed the course when those with more timid hearts jumped ship.
Go if you must, but you'll be missed, I assure you.

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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by offshore1 » Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:20 am

And watch Toast of London ya mingmong, that was a compliment.

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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by Cranked » Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:20 am

So long and thanks for the fish.

You were one of the good people offy.
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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by offshore1 » Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:26 am

Well thanks, but that's small comfort.
Boo's lucky, he can go back to Oz, I'm stuck here in this American shit storm and you were one of a very few lifelines.
Take a break, think about it, remember that, as far as I know, there's no place like Realsurf. *




If you find a better one let us know.

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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by offshore1 » Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:30 am

And be careful skating. We don't mend like we used to.

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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by offshore1 » Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:33 am

And, lastly, just because godsavethequeen fancies his penis as some kind of traffic cone , shouldn't be cause for alarm, that's standard pommie overcompensation.

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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by alakaboo » Mon Sep 07, 2020 8:22 am

Why are you leaving Cranked?
That all seemed like light hearted ribbing.
I'm struggling to see what you got upset by, considering how easily you've weathered the storm in the kilojoule and McCoy battles.

If you were upset by my joke I apologise.
I posted the pic to help out with some terminology I had to look up myself 5 days ago.

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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by foamy » Mon Sep 07, 2020 8:37 am

Let’s not forget one thing in this apocalyptic crisis, a bushing is a type of bearing.

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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by marauding mullet » Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:07 am

Come on cranked, it was just a bit of shit stirring, I understood exactly what you were saying
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Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:33 am

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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by Nick Carroll » Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:13 am

offshore1 wrote:
Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:26 am
Well thanks, but that's small comfort.
Boo's lucky, he can go back to Oz, I'm stuck here in this American shit storm and you were one of a very few lifelines.
Take a break, think about it, remember that, as far as I know, there's no place like Realsurf. *




If you find a better one let us know.
well this is great, now one of us will have to pretend to be cranked

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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by Cranked » Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:26 am

alakaboo wrote:
Mon Sep 07, 2020 8:22 am
Why are you leaving Cranked?
That all seemed like light hearted ribbing.
I'm struggling to see what you got upset by, considering how easily you've weathered the storm in the kilojoule and McCoy battles.

If you were upset by my joke I apologise.
I posted the pic to help out with some terminology I had to look up myself 5 days ago.
It wasn't you boo, nor MM, it was just the straw that broke the camel's back. There's more pleasant things to be doing with my life.
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Re: skateboarding ...

Post by steve shearer » Mon Sep 07, 2020 11:22 am

was that a good-bye post or a cry for attention?

Gunna be a very barren summer around here without Cranked to keep it ticking along.

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