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Re: Bells Beach

Post by foamy » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:51 pm

JJF was just having casual fun.

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by steve shearer » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:52 pm

while Godsave is scraping mud off his new shoes and wallowing in negativity.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by steve shearer » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:52 pm

only fcuked thing is Gabe and JJF can't meet in a Final
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Re: Bells Beach

Post by godsavethequeen » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:59 pm

Christ these pro surfers are dumb

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by godsavethequeen » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:02 pm

And what’s up with you steve? Suspended all your critical faculties now you’re writing for the kindergarten? Imagine a non surfer trying to make some sense of this. They’d switch off in bemused disgust after 2 minutes

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by BA » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:04 pm

godsave

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by pinhead » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:05 pm

godsavethequeen wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:59 pm
Christ these pro surfers are dumb
Are you referring to Owen not bothering to wax his backup board on a 10 ft day?
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Re: Bells Beach

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:05 pm

it's glorious watching all this disposable pro shit board situation disintegrating before our very eyes.


ride proper boards, guys.
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Re: Bells Beach

Post by pinhead » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:06 pm

godsavethequeen wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:02 pm
And what’s up with you steve? Suspended all your critical faculties now you’re writing for the kindergarten? Imagine a non surfer trying to make some sense of this. They’d switch off in bemused disgust after 2 minutes
The hype cuts through though - a bunch of people at work have been telling me about the 50 yr swell.
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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Grooter » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:07 pm

Leash plugs ripped out, surfers washed over to Winki - finally we get some decent Victorian Easter swells arriving for the comp
smnmntll wrote:my "inner city apartment" is about 3 minutes' walk from the beach
Meanwhile planes drop from the sky, people disappear and bullets fly. Little grey men are coming our way, "Tastes just like chicken", they say :o

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by steve shearer » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:11 pm

godsavethequeen wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:59 pm
Christ these pro surfers are dumb
yes, and isn't that marvellously entertaining watching these athletes eat doughnuts?
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by BA » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:11 pm

Totally.

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by steve shearer » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:12 pm

godsavethequeen wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:02 pm
Imagine a non surfer trying to make some sense of this.
This is one for the fraternity Godsave. Pure entertainment.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:18 pm

is anyone else secretly wanting a pro to land on the button?


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Re: Bells Beach

Post by BA » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:27 pm

Oh definitely. I thought Italo was gonna be toast.

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Cranked » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:29 pm

Great stuff!

What about their boards steve, could they do better?
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Re: Bells Beach

Post by steve shearer » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:31 pm

I thought the boards, apart from Gabe and John looked atrocious.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by pinhead » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:35 pm

BA wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:27 pm
Oh definitely. I thought Italo was gonna be toast.
So did he I think, post heat interview had a brush with mortality vibe.
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We were waiting to get a donkey until it killed someone

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