Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by Hatchnam » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:42 am

Tried to access to photo

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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by offshore1 » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:47 am

Hatchnam wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:42 am
Tried to access to photo

404. That’s an error.

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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by Trev » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:08 am

Yep.
Come on Groots.
Get your act together.
A little bump on the head and you can't even post photos anymore.
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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by buddy » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:20 am

Sign in using your google account?
So restrictive.

All the best Groots, take care :)

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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by Grooter » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:21 am

Shit sorry brain no worky, how's this

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smnmntll wrote:my "inner city apartment" is about 3 minutes' walk from the beach
Meanwhile planes drop from the sky, people disappear and bullets fly. Little grey men are coming our way, "Tastes just like chicken", they say :o

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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by buddy » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:23 am

Nice!

Did you already have that haircut or the nurse gave it to you?

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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by channels » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:27 am

Well at least the surgery wasn't going to make you look worse.

In the words of the great Captain Lance Murdoch "Bones heal, chicks dig scars."

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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:14 am

you've come to the right place for advice, old mate.

here's a project you can sink your teeth into.


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as you can see, the eye holes are marked out and can be cut with a coping saw, and then filed back with an emery board. Attach it with a heavy duty chin strap on some elastic, and you'll be back in the waves a lot quicker than what the doctors are suggesting.

I'd say by monday you'll be ready to get back at it.

a simple OHS sticker on the back completes your helmet, and will keep people away in the lineup.


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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by Yuke Hunt » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:21 am

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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:29 am

ˆˆˆ an artist's impression of grooter after his 11th concussion
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You are both absorbing salt and urinating.

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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by Grooter » Fri Oct 19, 2018 12:39 pm

:lol: :lol:

You funny fcukers! That made me laugh out loud which causes me a bit of pain in the eyebrow stitches!
smnmntll wrote:my "inner city apartment" is about 3 minutes' walk from the beach
Meanwhile planes drop from the sky, people disappear and bullets fly. Little grey men are coming our way, "Tastes just like chicken", they say :o

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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by Kunji » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:55 pm

I wish you well Groots!

You might want to check out kayaking helmets as they are made for both water and impacts.
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Re: Surf helmets - hopefully Roy fcuks off

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:35 pm

Can't you waterproof your everyday wear propeller helmet

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