Whinge

[marcus]

1. I hate the illusive bottom hand turn. These seem to crop up in excited conversations about surfing exploits(although not many seem to have surfaced in these forums). Presumably they involve both hands.

haha, exactly.
what is a bottom hand turn?
i have mates who say that in drunken excited surf stories, and i end up thinking as they waffle on "what the hell is a bottom hand turn"?

[agc]

i would go in there for 35 to 45 minutes.

[aaronn]

I hate twats who bail off their board (usually those mini mal things) instead of duck-diving. Got one in the shoulder this morning. Is that a product of surf schools?

I hate chicks who sit in little groups chatting about feckin dolly magazine or whatever and then when they get caught inside, paddle for the shoulder in the exact same spot you've just lined up to smack. Nice to have girls in the water but feck me, it's not a social event.

I hate people in general who flounder just inside the impact zone and make you weave in and around them forcing you to starighten out to avoid the board they have just bailed off.

I hate fat chicks who wear those tight licra three quarter pants thingos. Not ALL you Brazillian girls are slim. Look in the mirror for gods sake.

I hate the amount of rubbish left on Manly Beach that I see every morning at dawn. Arseholes.

I hate school holidays.

I hate surf schools.

Anyone got anything to add apart from the fact that you probably hate whingeing pricks like me?

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[Nick Carroll]

I can't tell you how impressed I am

[Skipper]

I can't imagine RS without Aaron
But fecking 'ell he shits me when hes dragging out bullshit threads when we've already got a 'what I hate thread'.

Oh, was that beanies first post really?' !

[diggerdickson]

i hate it when people turn up to a prestine spot yourve been staying at for a while, set up camp next to you when no one else is there, so many other spots they could set up in at the camp spot, then they proceed to drink heaps of piss and play their @#$%^&% music so loud just in case you and your kids cant hear it. So much for the peace and quiet of nature.

i must be getting old

[Scroty]

I am slightly irritated by people who, whenever there is a decent swell event developing, can only think to complain that it will "smash the sandbanks".

[Nick Carroll]

well it didn't smash my sandbanks. My sandbanks are smashing it.

[Davros]

Older locals carrying on like its maxing Pipe when its 4-6 ft and acting like some wave guardians only to be scratching around for a soft 3 footer. They are so misguided and are obviously impotent or hate their lives.

[Trev]

I HATE it when someone pulls into the carpark at your local, pre-dawn. Gets out, spends 5 minutes checking the surf then gets back in his car and you see his mobile phone light come on.

FFS!
Just go out and surf. Let your friends (and their friends) find their own spot. <:

[aaronn]

impotent or hate their lives

[Animal_Chin]

watching fat people eat.

[turtle]

I HATE it when someone pulls into the carpark at your local, pre-dawn. Gets out, spends 5 minutes checking the surf then gets back in his car and you see his mobile phone light come on.

FFS!
Just go out and surf. Let your friends (and their friends) find their own spot. <:

g'day Trev

This convo needs its own topic, you are not alone.


mobiles off realsurfers. it's worth a shove for a bit of movement and might just make a difference.

[Trev]

I HATE it when someone pulls into the carpark at your local, pre-dawn. Gets out, spends 5 minutes checking the surf then gets back in his car and you see his mobile phone light come on.

FFS!
Just go out and surf. Let your friends (and their friends) find their own spot. <:

g'day Trev

This convo needs its own topic, you are not alone.


mobiles off realsurfers. it's worth a shove for a bit of movement and might just make a difference.

It gets worse turtle.

This morning at first light a new model Holden Ute pulled up with three (yep, that's THREE) SUPs hanging out the back.
With only two guys in the cab.

[turtle]

I HATE it when someone pulls into the carpark at your local, pre-dawn. Gets out, spends 5 minutes checking the surf then gets back in his car and you see his mobile phone light come on.

FFS!
Just go out and surf. Let your friends (and their friends) find their own spot. <:

g'day Trev

This convo needs its own topic, you are not alone.


mobiles off realsurfers. it's worth a shove for a bit of movement and might just make a difference.

It gets worse turtle.

This morning at first light a new model Holden Ute pulled up with three (yep, that's THREE) SUPs hanging out the back.
With only two guys in the cab.

3 SUPs for 2 people i suppose number 3 just floats about the line up as a spare which ill say is just lazy... they have a paddle

these Wavejet thingymigijs got my attention, dont know what to say about this technology it might even be good once the dust settles... remember, no paddle