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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by crabmeat thompson » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:15 pm

speaking of shep ... what's everyone reckon of the new webby we made?

here's a little excerpt from the fabulous stephen shearer to boot!


https://www.surfinglife.com.au/2018/03/ ... stal-ball/
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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by Drailed » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:22 pm

When Shearer finds rhythm with the pen I get an immediate urge to dip my thumb in glue and broken glass and repeatedly ram it up my anus..
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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by crabmeat thompson » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:23 pm

not me. i put pegs on my nipples and cover my scrotum in hot candle wax.


with a billiard ball in my mouth, of course.
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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by BA » Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:11 pm

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:15 pm
speaking of shep ... what's everyone reckon of the new webby we made?

here's a little excerpt from the fabulous stephen shearer to boot!


https://www.surfinglife.com.au/2018/03/ ... stal-ball/
That 2nd photo (without surfer) is awesome.

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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by crabmeat thompson » Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:25 pm

yar ... it's nice huh?
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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by Nick Carroll » Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:28 pm

Fcuk, the girls absolutely ripped today. I wasn't there so I know that sorta puts me at a remove but, wow. It's a good day not to write a whole lot of cobblers and just get out of their way, let the performances do the talking I reckon.

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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by foamy » Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:01 pm

Yep, and Tyler, Carissa and Steph getting knocked out in the quarters suggests an increase in depth in the women's comp.

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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by Beanpole » Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:05 pm

Drailed wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:22 pm
When Shearer finds rhythm with the pen I get an immediate urge to dip my thumb in glue and broken glass and repeatedly ram it up my anus..
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with a billiard ball in my mouth, of course.
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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by godsavetheking » Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:17 am

The women are still light years behind the men though and the men’s event, as a spectacle,is pretty tedious. Can’t believe many people are watching more than the odd five minutes of the women’s
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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by steve shearer » Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:26 am

You might be right Godsave, probably are.

As a live spectacle, it was very entertaining.

I was quite shocked at the surfing done by Lakey Peterson....it was probably 30% better than the mental estimation I had of it before I saw it.
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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by crabmeat thompson » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:47 am

godsavethequeen wrote:
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The women are still light years behind the men though and the men’s event, as a spectacle,is pretty tedious. Can’t believe many people are watching more than the odd five minutes of the women’s
what makes the womens so good is the format. 17 surfers, and now with no non elim rounds after round one, it's even better. as a plum average surfer, myself i can actually relate to their surfing more. Not extending that outside arm through cutbacks, not getting full torque and extension from turns and wraps in the pocket and off the top...

the men's is tedious on top of tedious bcos it's so damn long. throw in the fact all the men are pals and bros and totally devoid of any personality or mongrel and, really men's comp surfing on a sporting scale is somewhere around test day cricket between sri lanka Vee bangladesh meets the partridge family on anti depressants.
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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by crabmeat thompson » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:52 am

steve shearer wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:26 am
You might be right Godsave, probably are.

As a live spectacle, it was very entertaining.

I was quite shocked at the surfing done by Lakey Peterson....it was probably 30% better than the mental estimation I had of it before I saw it.
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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by Nick Carroll » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:40 am

Mikey holding down JJF, the surf sucks but the heat's on

Something about that Australian style commitment seems to rattle the world champ a bit. He doesn't wanna be in that kind of fight.

They ran some footage of the same heat from last year and it just showed how much better the waves were last year, ouch.

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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by steve shearer » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:50 am

If they get a finish at Kirra that will be a moot point.
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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by Nick Carroll » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:53 am

So I guess now we are gonna see if Ross W has any actual coaching chops.

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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by Skipper » Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:50 am

coops is looking good as Kelly's stand in eh?

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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by Nick Carroll » Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:34 am

he has come a long way since the days when he was a boogie-boarder.

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Re: Snapper Quik Pro 2018

Post by crabmeat thompson » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:34 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
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So I guess now we are gonna see if Ross W has any actual coaching chops.
you already know the answer to that, don't you?
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