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I think he went surfing there and the locals beat him up and ran him off the Island.

C'mon, that was a great line.

Drailed wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:28 am

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:51 pm

There were emus on the island when I was growing up. Used to come up to our backdoor.

Gone now.

Even the emus left when the whiteys built a bridge out of that cnut hole of a place.

See it even had emus coming up your Backdoor.

Emus coming out of your arse, like what finer recommendation can anywhere have

What with the emus and a delinquent Steve Shearer breaking into day tripper tourist vehicles it really does sound like heaven on earth.

Down by the driftwood with a six pack of XXXX pilfered from the caravan park.....they did have a caravan park on Bribie didn't they Steve?

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:31 pm

Down by the driftwood with a six pack of XXXX pilfered from the caravan park.....they did have a caravan park on Bribie didn't they Steve?

They sure did. At least back in the 70s. You could sneak in and use their pool table and pin ball machines.

Only day trippers we "broke into" were the Brisso tourist gals who flocked to the Island on holidays.

Even a slimey soap dodger like you Loof might have got lucky.

The perennial summer Beachboys picking up chicks at the caravan park.

I think I’ll be alright Steve.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:36 pm

Only day trippers we "broke into" were the Brisso tourist gals who flocked to the Island on holidays.

Even a slimey soap dodger like you Loof might have got lucky.

yep. finger-banging hotties from Springwood under the old jetty as a 16 year old. they were the very best of times.

I have had a change of heart, Bribie Island gave us Steve Shearer so Bribie Island is alright with me.

Bullshit. You just want to be finger-banged by Braithy under the old jetty.

That stuff Steve is writing about the top 13 on Beach Grit is pretty far out! I might have to make a pilgrimage to Bribie Island to burn incense and pay my respects.

Make sure to get the finger in

Drailed wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 01, 2017 6:50 pm

I have had a change of heart, Bribie Island gave us Steve Shearer so Bribie Island is alright with me.

What about crabmeat, Hatchie and the rest of the crew.

Oh, Bribie in the sun....
Where the sun beats down on the driftwood log.
We bleached our hair....and got a tan..
So we could get two fingers up the Brisso dogs.
I'm sad to say...I'm on my way
Won't be back for many a day.

Wow.
Ten pages about Bribie Island.

this isn't even a foreword to the prologue.