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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by saltman » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:58 pm

There's an albino dingo on the island
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Loof is just projecting again, he's been eating his own semen since the age of 10.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by black duck » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:00 pm

saltman wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:58 pm
There's an albino dingo on the island
yeah, but is it indurated?
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You foaming spangoloids need to chill before you all do wetties on the carpet

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Beanpole » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:09 pm

I believe baldness is endemic to the island.....and sand crabs.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by steve shearer » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:58 am

sand crabs, mud crabs, soldier crabs, pubic crabs.

They are all endemic to the Island.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by offshore1 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:03 am

Which ones are indurated? And is penicillin an option.

Asking for an uncomfortable friend.
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Drailed » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:28 am

steve shearer wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:51 pm
There were emus on the island when I was growing up. Used to come up to our backdoor.

Gone now.
Even the emus left when the whiteys built a bridge out of that cnut hole of a place.
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smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by offshore1 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:00 pm

Loofy's not taking Bribie Island well at all.
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by steve shearer » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:22 pm

I think he went surfing there and the locals beat him up and ran him off the Island.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by alakaboo » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:25 pm

C'mon, that was a great line.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Beanpole » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:10 pm

Drailed wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:28 am
steve shearer wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:51 pm
There were emus on the island when I was growing up. Used to come up to our backdoor.

Gone now.
Even the emus left when the whiteys built a bridge out of that cnut hole of a place.
See it even had emus coming up your Backdoor.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:54 pm

Emus coming out of your arse, like what finer recommendation can anywhere have

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Drailed » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:21 pm

What with the emus and a delinquent Steve Shearer breaking into day tripper tourist vehicles it really does sound like heaven on earth.
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Beanpole » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:31 pm

Down by the driftwood with a six pack of XXXX pilfered from the caravan park.....they did have a caravan park on Bribie didn't they Steve?

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Trev » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:33 pm

Beanpole wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:31 pm
Down by the driftwood with a six pack of XXXX pilfered from the caravan park.....they did have a caravan park on Bribie didn't they Steve?
They sure did. At least back in the 70s. You could sneak in and use their pool table and pin ball machines.
#sixfeetissixfeet!

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by steve shearer » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:36 pm

Only day trippers we "broke into" were the Brisso tourist gals who flocked to the Island on holidays.

Even a slimey soap dodger like you Loof might have got lucky.
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Beanpole » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:40 pm

The perennial summer Beachboys picking up chicks at the caravan park.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Drailed » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:11 pm

I think I’ll be alright Steve.
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:46 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:36 pm
Only day trippers we "broke into" were the Brisso tourist gals who flocked to the Island on holidays.

Even a slimey soap dodger like you Loof might have got lucky.
yep. finger-banging hotties from Springwood under the old jetty as a 16 year old. they were the very best of times.
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You are both absorbing salt and urinating.

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