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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by offshore1 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:27 am

Just needs a bottle of Carolina Treet on the table to top things off.

And, despite appearances to the contrary, I'm no gourmet,
degustation sounds to me a lot like throwing up.
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Jesus I’m surrounded by schnitzel tards.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by offshore1 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:29 am

foamy wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:36 pm
All with a nice ocean view.

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Actually I can imagine a scene in which Nicole Kidman is sitting opposite me here :

"More Carolina Treet, Nicole?" I suavely offer.
"No thank you Offy." she demurely replies as she gulps down another glass of red.

uh oh, Nicole's face turns even paler. She starts degusting all over the fcuking table.


Just another night at Bribie Island.
marauding mullet wrote:
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Jesus I’m surrounded by schnitzel tards.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:15 am

i'm gonna pay the next cunt that slams the jewell of the pacific a visit.
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Would you mind throwing in a little more homoeroticism

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Yuke Hunt » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:40 am

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:15 am
i'm gonna pay the next cunt that slams the jewell of the pacific a visit.
Hows Tuesday, around 8am sound ?
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Trev » Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:27 am

Yuke Hunt wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:40 am
crabmeat thompson wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:15 am
i'm gonna pay the next cunt that slams the jewell of the pacific a visit.
Hows Tuesday, around 8am sound ?
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:30 am

Yuke Hunt wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:40 am
crabmeat thompson wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:15 am
i'm gonna pay the next cunt that slams the jewell of the pacific a visit.
Hows Tuesday, around 8am sound ?
perfect. i'll be the one holding a ball-peen hammer.
Kunji wrote:
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Would you mind throwing in a little more homoeroticism

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by foamy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:41 am

steve shearer wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:59 pm
even the jewel of the Pacific cannot escape gentrification
Steve, you'll be pleased to know that, before enjoying his sensational value degustation dinner by the ocean, my mate had a lovely 9 holes of golf on the very pleasant Bribie Island Golf Club course.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by steve shearer » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:46 am

We used to collect golf balls from that lake and sell them to golfers.


Long as there is no truffle oil involved im alright with it
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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by buddy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:25 pm

Nothing wrong with the look of that porterhouse and crispy skinned salmon.
Has made me hungry.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by foamy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:54 pm

Steve, the gentry sneer at truffle oil these days, particularly as most truffle oils contain no truffles.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by steve shearer » Sat Jul 21, 2018 2:31 pm

I was talking euphemistically Foamingham.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Nick Carroll » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:01 pm

foamy wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:36 pm
All with a nice ocean view.

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umm that's a view of a fcuken swamp.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Nick Carroll » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:03 pm

see at Bert's you get to gaze out over the sylvan inlets of southern Pittwater, and in the middle distance, the Royal Prince Alfred Yacht Club, where the wealthiest and most stylish people in the nation keep their magnificent racing vessels.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Nick Carroll » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:04 pm

I'd provide you all with a photograph but you don't deserve it. well maybe D Dog deserves it but he can always pop up for a Martini and a couple of bar snacks.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by alakaboo » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:11 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:01 pm
foamy wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:36 pm
All with a nice ocean view.

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umm that's a view of a fcuken swamp.
Maybe time to up your prescription, old man, that's a sand dune.

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by steve shearer » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:04 pm

And many a fine brisbane lass had her genitals fondled by the expert fingers of the Bribie islander thereon.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by steve shearer » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:07 pm

I can see 5 distint surf spots seaward.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Post by Skipper » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:12 pm

i see over wrought colourisation, plastic chairs and sterile food.

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