Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:19 am

It will be macking
And gabs will have his scrotum severed in a horrific wipeout
Erase.

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by godsavethequeen » Fri Oct 27, 2017 1:03 am

Nope. This is the WSL, remember, lovers of the oh-my-god-you-really-couldn't-script-this. So Mick Fanning, in a touching display of ginger solidarity and flouting Rip Curl team orders, will dispatch Medina from the draw with a scruffy air leaving John John to stumble over the line despite having somewhat predictably fallen to, oooh I dunno, Ethan Ewing earlier in the piece. At the exact moment of his triumph, Kelly will platform agnostically reveal that the WSL will henceforth be run exclusively in SlaterPools, thus successfully diverting attention on to him once again and conclusively ensuring that his record as the Universe's Greatest Ever Ocean Surfer Of All Time will stand in perpetuity. Five minutes later and forever more, the retarded seppo chapter of the Beachgrit commentariat will begin referring to him as The UGEOSOAT in appropriately reverential yet bizarrely self-congratulatory tones

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by Cranked » Fri Oct 27, 2017 1:49 am

:shock:
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by offshore1 » Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:56 am

You're going to Iggy's party aren't you godsavethequeen?
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:06 am

Anyone who discounts Medina's chances at Pipe is, well OK not an Idiot, but is possibly not watching very closely

That guy has won a world title in the clutch at Pipe, Johnny's never had that blowtorch on him.

The leader in this case has no advantage, both surfers have it all ahead of 'em. Whoever wins it will fcuken well know they've won it.

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:08 am

Oh and KS signed with officials in Palm Beach Florida (coincidentally where D. Ziff's FLA home happens to be) today to build KSWC Number Two. So I dunno what other thing he can come up with to ace everyone.

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by BA » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:44 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:08 am
Oh and KS signed with officials in Palm Beach Florida (coincidentally where D. Ziff's FLA home happens to be) today to build KSWC Number Two. So I dunno what other thing he can come up with to ace everyone.
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by tootr » Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:35 pm

The 2020 World Title will be decided at the Abu Dhabi Masters.
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by BA » Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:50 pm

That'll be the Etihad KS WaveCo Aldi Abu Dhabi Masters.
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by Over55yrs » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:52 pm

With the women surfers arriving in a darkened bus, surfing behind screens and in wetsuits/head covering and then leaving the country before the results are known.

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:50 am

don't be so negative,
surf city Abu Dubai
were there's multiple girls for every guy

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:57 am

the wave will break east to west & everyone will have to ride a kneeboard.

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Sat Oct 28, 2017 7:02 am

winner will be who ever spends most time directly facing Mecca so expect a lot of snap turns & stalling

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Sat Oct 28, 2017 7:05 am

although the heats will be man on man, backdooring the tube will not be tolerated !!!!

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Sat Oct 28, 2017 7:09 am

or don't be caught getting sucked over the falls.

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by offshore1 » Sat Oct 28, 2017 7:12 am

Slobodan, multiple successive posts.
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Sat Oct 28, 2017 7:15 am

i don't think too quick for very long

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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017

Post by offshore1 » Sat Oct 28, 2017 7:17 am

So you fit in just fine. Keep up the good work Cubist.
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