J-Bay Pro 2017
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Well done. Now you just have to learn to crop a pic.
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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I'm not a goofy footer. <:
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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Who was the arsehat judge that gave the barrels a 10 and the second one a 9.8?
That loopydocker is tripping.
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I can't see an image Trev
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Anyone else can't see it?Cranked wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:54 pmI can't see an image Trev
Don't know why not cranked. Unless it's something to do with your phone settings.
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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Parko looked a bit old. Still a beautiful surfer.
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Jefferies is his kind of wave.
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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Amazing isn't it.The Mighty Sunbird wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:03 pmHey Nick, are there any black people in South Africa?
I've been looking carefully and can't see any!
That's a knot I can't untangle TMS. One intelligent and observant local told me that of the 50 million people South Africa, a small number live in a middle class bubble, a few are very rich, and the rest "live in the reality of the nation". I would guess most of the rest are black and most of the middle class are white, and that would mean almost all the surfing population. There would be black resentment, white guilt, white-apartheid arrogance and contempt, nouveau black wealth, the whole ten yards. Around this event there's a lot of people working on security, service, clean-up etc who are black but they are not exactly the targets of the WSL's cameras.
I saw something pretty offensive at the airport in Joburg, something that told me apartheid consciousness is as alive on the ground here as the old white Australia bigotry is at home.
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Nick, they test our children here to work out their competence in core subjects. Probably do the same in Australia. The scale goes to 140. My eldest brought her results home yesterday and for maths reasoning she didn't have a mark, just 140+. Intrigued, I looked at the small print and it said '... very high achievers can only be given an age-standardised score of ‘more than 140’ because the test does not measure the limit of their skills.'
Leaving aside my Mumsnet bragging, isn't this how we should think of our perfect 10s, our perfect 20s? Not in that awful, let's start with the maximum and chip away at it for every small mistake way that the dour and humourless gymnastics does, but rather a joyful and headshaking appreciation of surfing that has delivered everything that we could possibly expect of it, that defies number so must, contrarily, be given the full house? The surfing equivalent of 'That'll do, pig'?
Anyway, and if you'll permit some light cupping and gentle stroking, I'm enjoying your on-the-spot reportage. It's a nice counterpoint to that longtom fellow on Beachgrit
Leaving aside my Mumsnet bragging, isn't this how we should think of our perfect 10s, our perfect 20s? Not in that awful, let's start with the maximum and chip away at it for every small mistake way that the dour and humourless gymnastics does, but rather a joyful and headshaking appreciation of surfing that has delivered everything that we could possibly expect of it, that defies number so must, contrarily, be given the full house? The surfing equivalent of 'That'll do, pig'?
Anyway, and if you'll permit some light cupping and gentle stroking, I'm enjoying your on-the-spot reportage. It's a nice counterpoint to that longtom fellow on Beachgrit
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Amazing isn't it.Nick Carroll wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:18 pm[quote="The Mighty Sunbird" post_id=841375 time=<a href="tel:1500372219">1500372219</a> user_id=5658]
Hey Nick, are there any black people in South Africa?
I've been looking carefully and can't see any!
That's a knot I can't untangle TMS. One intelligent and observant local told me that of the 50 million people South Africa, a small number live in a middle class bubble, a few are very rich, and the rest "live in the reality of the nation". I would guess most of the rest are black and most of the middle class are white, and that would mean almost all the surfing population. There would be black resentment, white guilt, white-apartheid arrogance and contempt, nouveau black wealth, the whole ten yards. Around this event there's a lot of people working on security, service, clean-up etc who are black but they are not exactly the targets of the WSL's cameras.
I saw something pretty offensive at the airport in Joburg, something that told me apartheid consciousness is as alive on the ground here as the old white Australia bigotry is at home.
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Jbay maxing out.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes
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Quite a few here, sounds like the middle class is getting harder to maintain, and some ugly incidents becoming more common, hence a lot moving. Won't be good when there's a small number of very rich and a large %age of struggling day to day.Nick Carroll wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:18 pmAmazing isn't it.The Mighty Sunbird wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:03 pmHey Nick, are there any black people in South Africa?
I've been looking carefully and can't see any!
That's a knot I can't untangle TMS. One intelligent and observant local told me that of the 50 million people South Africa, a small number live in a middle class bubble, a few are very rich, and the rest "live in the reality of the nation". I would guess most of the rest are black and most of the middle class are white, and that would mean almost all the surfing population. There would be black resentment, white guilt, white-apartheid arrogance and contempt, nouveau black wealth, the whole ten yards. Around this event there's a lot of people working on security, service, clean-up etc who are black but they are not exactly the targets of the WSL's cameras.
I saw something pretty offensive at the airport in Joburg, something that told me apartheid consciousness is as alive on the ground here as the old white Australia bigotry is at home.
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don't you dare touch me god savegodsavethequeen wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:33 pmLeaving aside my Mumsnet bragging, isn't this how we should think of our perfect 10s, our perfect 20s? Not in that awful, let's start with the maximum and chip away at it for every small mistake way that the dour and humourless gymnastics does, but rather a joyful and headshaking appreciation of surfing that has delivered everything that we could possibly expect of it, that defies number so must, contrarily, be given the full house? The surfing equivalent of 'That'll do, pig'?
Anyway, and if you'll permit some light cupping and gentle stroking, I'm enjoying your on-the-spot reportage. It's a nice counterpoint to that longtom fellow on Beachgrit
and yeah well I reckon judges do rise from the base, not the other way round. Their difficulties are enhanced by the top end limit. Sometimes I think there should be no upper limit. I dunno how that would work though.
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Get out there Nick!
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Well I suppose you'd have to have some sort of tariff with a potential maximum for each turn, adjust it for how well they're performed and tot up the scores as they go along. John John's rd 4 10 would thus be a 26.3, by my reckoningNick Carroll wrote: I dunno how that would work though.
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