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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Davros » Wed Apr 19, 2017 9:24 pm

Let it be so gate keeper

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Beanpole » Wed Apr 19, 2017 9:39 pm

Real surf style consultant there, Davros...
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by channels » Wed Apr 19, 2017 9:44 pm

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Davros wrote:45 seconds, yep that is a fking long time

it sure is davros. me old mate.
I thought so too.

My wife disagrees. :cry:

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by steve shearer » Wed Apr 19, 2017 9:47 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
steve shearer wrote:has Carroll filed yet?
I have but god knows when they'll post it
well where is it? Surfline or CW?
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:56 am

steve shearer wrote:I want a new name...how'd you do that Crabmeat?

You think of a name and then ask tardg to amend!
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Would you mind throwing in a little more homoeroticism

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Apr 20, 2017 3:48 am

steve shearer wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:
steve shearer wrote:has Carroll filed yet?
I have but god knows when they'll post it
well where is it? Surfline or CW?
http://2.bells.surfline.com

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Rustt » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:29 am

buddy wrote:So the young lad was Russell Bierke?
Yeah, had a few texts to him last night, seems okay. He was lucky someone was watching, everyone else was watching the approaching set. That's a positive tick for the jetski circus.

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by steve shearer » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:47 am

Nick Carroll wrote:
steve shearer wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:
steve shearer wrote:has Carroll filed yet?
I have but god knows when they'll post it
well where is it? Surfline or CW?
http://2.bells.surfline.com
Whoosh! out of the park. I was hoping to a: pick up a few things I hadn't seen on the webby, and b: get a sense of what it felt like to be there, the mood, the light, etc etc.
that was a great read.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Cranked » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:58 am

Nick Carroll, writing the mythology of surfing into existence right here and now!
“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say ”— Marshall McLuhan

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by steve shearer » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:04 am

One thing left unanswered for me.

I know what I think and feel, what Crabmeat thinks and feels, what Carroll thinks and feels after the best aussie leg ever.

What I'd like to know is what CEO Dirk Ziff thinks and feels about it.
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Re: Bells Beach

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:42 am

Dirk is somewhere wearing an immaculately pressed, light tan and white cotton pants (rolled up from the ankle) and shirt ensemble and sipping a caipirinha, while his wife, wearing designer short shorts, and showing off her fabulously tanned and taught legs, picks up droppings from their careless, but nevertheless pedigree Pekinese.

Which I might add, they illegally flew into australia via their private jet.


That's how i imagine dirk to feel about it all.
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Re: Bells Beach

Post by alakaboo » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:43 am

I liked the article, Nick, but it just seems to stop suddenly?
Could be a phone thing.

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Beanpole » Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:02 am

So that's what happens when they let surf journos loiter around contests. Great read.
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by PeepeelaPew » Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:34 am

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:13 am

alakaboo wrote:I liked the article, Nick, but it just seems to stop suddenly?
Could be a phone thing.
It's just me deliberately avoiding the cliche souped up ending paragraph.

Plus it's cool just to finish sharp like that, on Jordy's simplest response to his win.

If it jars the reader a bit, makes he/she go back into the piece, so much the better.

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:20 am

steve shearer wrote: What I'd like to know is what CEO Dirk Ziff thinks and feels about it.
christ who doesn't.

The magnificently enigmatic Dave Prodan promised me an audience with CEO Dirk Ziff, however it is yet to materialise, possibly because I am barely ever in the same place at the same time as any billionaires, I mean look at me for fcuk's sake.

But I have hopes. By all accounts he's a nice man, very sharp and intellectually curious etc etc, then again, if somebody's giving you millions of dollars a year to play in a sandbox, you're hardly gonna bag him out are you.

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:21 am

Legion wrote:Nick Carrol, did Führer TargG change your name on the article credit with his moderator powers?
I wish. I was thinking of changing my name to Dogmeat Bristow, but that'd just be weird.

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Re: Bells Beach

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:25 am

nothing at all out of whack with dogmeat bristow.

but i may not be an authority on such matters.
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