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Barton Lynch voice does my fcckn head in.

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Legion wrote:I'd prefer Barton's commentary any day to Joe Turpel or Strider. Any day. Bring back Ross and throw both those dumbarses out. And bring back Snake Pato.

rosey hodge, wheres rosey???

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seabass just went caveman on that wave

Brian Brainwave wrote:seabass just went caveman on that wave

that was nuts. hope he yelled to Toledo ' this is how to get barrelled bra!" as he went past.
ill take odds $1.05 Toledo wont get higher than 5 heat total if the box is on tomorrow
Toledo is portugese for barrel dodger

i feel like i waited all day to see a wave ridden like that. thats low percentage entertainment.

Like cricket

abc radio intro to a storyon the proposed (?) end to this event ushered the HT words.
"hang ten". lol.

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skipper wrote:abc radio intro to a storyon the proposed (?) end to this event ushered the HT words.
"hang ten". lol.

Heard that. Pretty fcuking lame sounding historic cliche. Not many surf writers at the abc news desk.

Pretty fickle wave by the looks. Like to see it with way more north in the swell.

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mainbreak has been pumping. so much better watching it when it's proper big and lined up from the cocos

steve shearer wrote:

godsavethequeen wrote:And I know that mooning over turnless surfing provides validation for that strange breed of low intermediate with a quiver of "mid-lengths" and a thousand dollars of fins,

marry me.

Great. First it was Surfie C and Fong, now this.
Next thing we know you two'll be opening a surf camp at Byron.

no shearer will have to flee the north coast when this news gets out. And god save isn't exactly going to be toast of the county in Wales now is he.

They'll be off in Sri Lanka, running a small guest house. shearer will work with the local fishermen to bring back the best of the fresh catch for GSTQ's famous turmeric scented fish curries. Guests will be encouraged to wear saris and talk in whispers. I'm fcuken going! Who's with me?

Mick looking very unhappy after that heat storming up the stairs. Off to the judges box?

The Queen-Shearers shall be vegan, thank you very much Nick

well that's me out then. I demand flesh of some kind whenever holidaying in a small yet sophisticated Indo/European resort

Oh there'll be flesh. While veganism will pare shearer down to a wiry switchblade, I shall be a gloriously buttery man mountain, all mine host bonhomie yet viciously bitchy to a fault behind closed doors.

Whose winning and losing this thing anyway? Haven't bothered to watch a single heat yet (hi Brian)