princess margaret river pro

[Nick Carroll]

Coconut milk will do that to a man

Nobody's winning, but Mick Fanning and Gabriel Medina are losing

[Beanpole]

That crap n the surf over there....just a warning re: seafood.

[godsavetheking]

It's like Brexit I suppose. The WEUSL wasn't going to let Fanning's personal year go unpunished. Pour encourager les autres and all that

[crabmeat thompson]

Whose winning and losing this thing anyway? Haven't bothered to watch a single heat yet (hi Brian)

ah the whole thing's dead. style is forsaken, interests are lost.

[Drailed]

Oh there'll be flesh. While veganism will pare shearer down to a wiry switchblade, I shall be a gloriously buttery man mountain, all mine host bonhomie yet viciously bitchy to a fault behind closed doors

[PeepeelaPew]

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[Lucky Al]

steve's got an excellent report on the first day on beachgrit. nice work, steve! when's the next one coming?

[steve shearer]

Thanks Al. I don't know, honestly.

[Lucky Al]

maybe when kelly's restraining order expires?

[BA]

It's on and looking pretty wild out there. 10 foot plus.

[alakaboo]

They look like they need heavier boards. Or bodies, bring back Sunny.
Ks looks like getting knocked out early.

[PeepeelaPew]

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[alakaboo]

It's that giant wombat arse of his, low COG

[PeepeelaPew]

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[BA]

Faaark. Slater reckons he almost drowned out there. JW and Pupo both just got beatings. Could be a few pros back on shore having a little bit of wee dribbling into their undies.

[alakaboo]

That little Brazilian leprechaun that Steve has wood for looked pretty scared heading down the stairs.

[PeepeelaPew]

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[BA]

Yeah baby.

Pete Mel has a stiffy the size of Tassie.